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SO SOLID (and anyone else) - IM CALLING YOU OUT

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^ That was style lol

lol innit, bella came from nowhere and just lit up the board! talk about impressive first impressions

dunno bout so solid, i know hes a busy guy so give him a few days more?

titchy wheres YOUR contribution madam :dry:

LOL ... about me ... you know I'm not good at all with these things.

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LOL ... about me ... you know I'm not good at all with these things.

no excuses! *cracks whip*

cos i like you, you can pick your own topic ;) doesnt even have to be long or complete song, one or two verses will do for starters. just pick your favourite tune and "muslimify" it!

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For your challenge mdm I've chosen Katy Perry's tune, I kissed a girl

I fled the battle

This was always what I planned-

neat-ly calculated

I got so scared, sword in hand-

That's why I fleeted

Its what- Ive been taught

So I -had to run away

Like my friend O-khattab

Who -fled the other way

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

I fled the battle and will flee more

Oh lord why cant I be opaque

I felt so slick

I felt so brave

Yes did mean to mis-behave

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

No the fight hadnt even started

But does it matter?

I want all my fingers in-tact-with

The rest of my plumpy figure

Its not what- good comrades do,

They should just not escape

But I could not pro-tect you

Neither could the other sheikh

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

I fled the battle and will flee more

Oh lord why cant I be opaque

I felt so slick

I felt so brave

Yes did mean to mis-behave

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

Us threesomes- we are so fear-ful

We flee, each single battle

Hard to not leave them all

Too hard too resist it

Its quite a big deal, aint guiltless esss ess

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

I fled the battle and will flee more

Oh lord why cant I be opaque

I felt so slick

I felt so brave

Yes did mean to mis-behave

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

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gosh ur too good :!!!:

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Mein kar teh lavan kuj na kuj.. par menu fir yaad aandi eh meri ammi di gallan ke chawlaan maranvich tu hoshiyaar eh... kuj kamm di cheez vi kar leya kar :) par ehlo mein socheya tuade vaaste.. NO OFFENCE :D

Original verse from song Jiya Dhadak - Kalyug...

Tujhe dekh dekh rona...

Tujhe dekh kar hai hasna...

Maine teri kahani...

Sunli teri zabani..

Ab band ho gaye hain mere kaan haayee..

Jiya bhadak Bhadak...Jiya bhadak bhadak jaayee...

oi hoi meriye pehne, tu vi koi geet sheet nu lakhaalangeeh???

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before you read - just bear in mind i havent slept properly in 2 days and ive worked all day and been at a party most of the evening! so dont be expecting tupac or anything lol

ok...so people going mad in niaz. lets be honest guys. we all know theres only ONE song that i could write this too :shaytan:

ludacris - move b***h get out the way ;)

[whistling]

[Chorus 2x: hungry uncle]

move! paki! get out my way!

theres some curry in the donga send it my way!

move! paki! get out my way!

theres some curry in the donga send it my way!

[Hungry Uncle]

Oh yaar! the foods out!

you know what this means, no doubt

like a wolf pack, we will kill

gettin free food, what a thrill!

i been waiting, for this food

and ill stamp, all over you!

from your feet to your head

and once i start, i wont stop till im fed!

causing such chaos, disturbing the peace

stuffing my gut, it just wont cease!

i like my curry totally soaked in grease

and ill fight to the front, check my fat crease!

ill do a headlock on a maulvi

so if you move slowly, get the HELL outta my way!

im a hungry fat punjabi i have no sabr

im so fat they call me blubber!

[Chorus]

[bechara serving the food (singin over second chorus):]

BROTHERS! Watch out Watch out watch out!

BROTHERS! Watch out Watch out watch out! RUN!

here they come! here we go!

uh oh! dont panic, bros, be cool

you know theyre here to fight, you know theyre loud

just serve their food, dont annoy the crowd

theyll snatch your plate, dont wear a frown

we serve the langar, our heads are bowed

if we argue back, we will get plowed

they all want seconds - two by two

dont be slow, brothers

theyll tear you limb from limb, its like a zoo

going insane is their business

their blood pressures going boom!

were the youngest, we take all the slack

who told these uncles we are slaves, tell me that??

we get abused, its just our luck

but ill tell you this bros

youd better not kick up a fuss!

[Chorus]

[maulvi saab singing over the second chorus]

ya rabb! control them!

so sad, theyre so fat

weak, their minds are one track

minds are shrunk, the bunch of fat lumps, are they on crack?

i once had some clout, before food was out

now i get pushed out, got punched on my snout

got my topi on cos im leaving tonight

got my ass kicked, cos i stopped the roti fight

im a maulvi, but these punjabis just take the piss

im just mad cos i wanted to eat first

theres no ethics code, its a heavy load, theyre all ignorant punjis!

always wanting more, filling bowls, eat up punjis!

we are just pakis action like typical T.Ps

just watch their reaction when we say the food is free

oh yaar stop this, i know food is bliss, but look at your body

belly on the floor, heavy as a log, like to eat hearty

so move, paki, out the way bro

all you jahils make way for the maulvi yo!

so....

[chorus]

[whistling]

*yawwwwwwwn* im going bed, god bless!

oh yeah i forgot, bella, your next challenge is...

auntie matchmakers!!!!

:!!!: :lol: You killed it bro!!

Bella I'm looking forward to the Auntie matchmaker one :D

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Aunty matchmakers... now i dint kno if the aunty was the matchmaker or sum1 was making match fr the aunties... just a random first try on an english song.. :unsure:

Taio Cruz- Shez like a star

[<<<contains music..open at your own risk]

She could get up and do a little twirl...

She can cook baingan and bring you down to earth...

She can even get you a t-shirt for free...

Tha's why they call her their bargainin queen...

Shes the one all uncles want as their bride...

Shes the only one that can actually can be a good wife...

Shes can pick the kid up and say Beta why you cry

She maybe getting old but will still dance to the tune

[Chorus]-Shes like an aunt...an aunt...an aunt...

Who still has her daant...her daant...her daant...

Shes like an aunt an aunt an aunt...

who still has her daant...her daant..

First let me say she will call you as JII...

After putting the make up on she looks lyk briteny...

Theres everyone sleeping shez lyk a buzzin bee...

This is the turth am saying...she will give you a treat..

Shes the one all uncles want as their bride...

Shes the only one that can actually can be a good wife...

Shes can pick the kid up and say Beta why you cry

She maybe getting old but will still dance to the tune

[Chorus]

She could be your aunt...jus dont fight...match is made...maulvi says its right...

serves food by 5..spices so right...licking my fingers man redy to bite..

Top with stripes...wearing jeans tight...you can be her man...just gotta fight...

She says "suno jii i can count to chaar(4)"...i say Hayee Rabba you r so bright...

Bringing you back all these things...then ONLY asks you for some diamond rings..

She says come home jaldi.. i'll cook you chicken wings...

She wants her things warna padegi maar...i say my jaanu you you you are... jaanu you you you are...

You are my lifes bahar...

[Chorus]

Just a try... :Hijabi: :squeez: boredom can hurt ur brain yeh! :wacko:

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bros I have an incredible request. :D

I want one written for Umar and Aflah that I can rhyme with this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mzVELFIWc (Sry i know its in french ... or you can choose another appropriate one from ricky martin or something if you can't handle it)

:D Thx guys! You srsly rock lol~

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LOL

Good ish!!!

OI is that how we're going on now??? Kicking so solid shia out ...I see how it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A TOPIC !!!

I'M STILL IN I'M STILL IN.....I'VE JUST BEEN AT THE BARBERS FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS FIXING UP MY BEARD AND SHAPING IT UP ....ALHAMDULILAH I'M OUT NOW

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(salam)

From the movie 1942: A Love Story

Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Jaisai, mota pehlwaan

Jaisai, seenay pai baal

Jaisai, saalan kai daagh

Jaisai, awaaz bai-suree

Jaisai, masjid main mola di, booti ker raha hai

Hoooooo Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Jaisai, banyaan main suraakh

Jaisai, malangi dhamaal

Jaisai, namaz ho kharab

Jaisai, 6-pack ka raaz

Jaisai, zanjeer ker raha ho taiz, aik qasayee baar baar

Hoooooo Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Shout out to all ma' Punjabi Matamis ~ Keep up the Matami Sound Effects!

Wassalam

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Jaisai, 6-pack ka raaz

Shout out to all ma' Punjabi Matamis ~ Keep up the Matami Sound Effects!

lol good one bro .. but shhh... these kind of matamis are quite emotional and attack the interruptors with the same zanjeers they are using easy on themselves. :D

P.S.: So Solid .. I did infact make a request. Maybe the topic is too out of line for you. I dont know. :D

Edited by Ibrahim Nakhaee

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(salam)

LoL man I just did that first one randomly. I only happen to know Desi songs from during the 90s and before (they happen to be a lot of them though) and some recent ones and all the Cricket songs :P, I don't in particular sit and listen to songs or music like that. So I aint' really going to sit and listen to some French geezer singing a song about Saving Ryan and coming up with a song about Umar and Aflah :lol:.

If I had a choice though, I'd do something like this; if you don't know the below song you can't be a Paki:

Assaan' Tai Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Kinnay Kinnay Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Tarawih Parhao, Lai'rn Banao'; Lai'rn Banao!

Plus Urdu/Punjabi lyrics sound funnier!

Wassalam

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(salam)

LoL man I just did that first one randomly. I only happen to know Desi songs from during the 90s and before (they happen to be a lot of them though) and some recent ones and all the Cricket songs :P, I don't in particular sit and listen to songs or music like that. So I aint' really going to sit and listen to some French geezer singing a song about Saving Ryan and coming up with a song about Umar and Aflah :lol:.

If I had a choice though, I'd do something like this; if you don't know the below song you can't be a Paki:

Assaan' Tai Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Kinnay Kinnay Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Tarawih Parhao, Lai'rn Banao'; Lai'rn Banao!

Plus Urdu/Punjabi lyrics sound funnier!

Wassalam

ROFL :lol:

Thanks. :D

Hey! Let me continue with that song.... :D

Assaan' Tai Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Kinnay Kinnay Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Tarawih Parhao, Lai'rn Banao'; Lai'rn Banao!

HOOOO Tarawih parhao lain banao <chorus>

Kinna kuj socheya see Umar kol jaawan gay

Sachay mominaan di shikayet wi laawan gay

Aanday jaanday bait-ul-maal ton kulfiyaan khawan gaaayyy!!!

Ooo Aprheya Aflah jadon Maseetay te shehr wich 44 lag gayee

<dhin dhin dhin>

<chorus>

Vhair ke jaana ae Umar de ghar

Asaan te jaana ae Umar de ghar

Bhai kinnay kinnay jana Umar de ghar

:lol: I really hope people know (enough) punjabi here? :P

Edited by Ibrahim Nakhaee

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(salam)

The Mallang who was scared of blood......

You Can Fly! - Peter Pan

Think of the najasat you've brought

Any merry little thought

Think of Muharram, think of blood

Think of zanjeers, here we go!

Like a Malang who's high on weed!

You can try! You can try!

You can try! You can try!

Soon you'll splatter blood all around the room

All it takes is faith and trust

But the thing that's a positive must

Is a zanjeer that's free of rust

The strike is a positive must

You can try! You can try!

You can try! You can try!

When there's a tear down in your heart

There's no better time to start

It's a very simple plan

You can do what the Carmelites can

At least the fear will go away

You can try! You can try!

You can try! You can try!

I really hope people know (enough) punjabi here?

:lol: I was going to write something about Misyar in that first stanza, but couldn't think of anything.

Edit - Now when I think about it, I would have flipped the words around to: "Line Banao, Tarawih Parhao"

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Sure i'll take it in english (i think you were referring to the song in french)

Well actually it was just for the intensity of romance in it that would suit their relationship. :D

its the main reason why i want this particular song for the two :wub:

But for our write-up here, anything will do, as I stated before. I leave it to your creativity. :D

here are the lyrics in english :

We loved each other tenderly

Like we loved all lovers

Then when day you left me

Ever since I've been desperate

I see you everywhere in the sky

I see you everywhere on the earth

You are my joy and my sun

My nights, my days, my clear dawns

(CHORUS)

You are everywhere because you are in my heart

You are everywhere because you are my happiness

Everything that is around me

Even life does not represent you

Sometimes I dream that I am in your arms

And you speak softly in my ear

You tell me things that make me close my eyes

And I find that marvellous

Maybe one day you will return

I know that my heart waits for you

You can not forget

The past days we spent together

My eyes never stop searching for you

Listen well, my heart calls you

We can love each other again

And you'll see life would be beautiful

(CHORUS)

In French:

Nous nous aimions bien tendrement

Comme s'aiment tous les amants

Et puis un jour tu m'as quittee

Depuis je suis desesperee

Je te vois partout dans le ciel

Je te vois partout sur la terre

Tu es ma joie et mon soleil

Ma nuit, mes jours, mes aubes claires

Tu es partout car tu es dans mon coeur

Tu es partout car tu es mon bonheur

Toutes les choses qui sont autour de moi

Meme la vie ne represente que toi

Des fois je reve que je suis dans tes bras

Et qu'a l'oreille tu me parles tout bas

Tu dis des choses qui font fermer les yeux

Et moi je trouve ca merveilleux

Peut-etre un jour tu reviendras

Je sais que mon coeur t'attendras

Tu ne pourras pas oublier

Les jours que nous avons passes

Mes yeux te cherchent sans arret

Ecoute bien mon coeur t'appelle

Nous pourrons si bien nous aimer

Tu verras la vie sera belle...

Tu es partout car tu es dans mon coeur

Tu es partout car tu es mon bonheur

Toutes les choses qui sont autour de moi

Meme la vie ne represente que toi

Des fois je reve que je suis dans tes bras

Et qu'a l'oreille tu me parles tout bas

Tu dis des choses qui font fermer les yeux

Et moi je trouve ca merveilleux...

Well actually it was just for the intensity of romance in it that would suit their relationship. :D

But for our write-up here, anything will do, as I stated before. I leave it to your creativity. :D

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(salam)

people not burying the Prophet [saaw} to have an election.....

Just can't wait to be a King - Lion King

I'm gonna' be a mighty caliph, so sahaba beware!

I've never seen a caliph so pale

And quite so old of age

I'm gonna' ditch the Prophet's burial

Like no sahaba has ever done before

I'm grooming up on my dyed up beard

I'm working on my voice

So far a rather naive caliph

Oh, I just can't wait to be a caliph!

No one saying pray on time

No one saying that garden's mine

No one saying stop lighting the fire

No one saying that baiyah aint' for hire

Free to kill apostates all day

Free to do it all my way!

I think it's time to let you know

that you've been a traitor so far

Caliphs don't need advice

From Aal-e-Muhammad for a start

If this is where the Khilafat is headed

Count me out

Out of service, out of Hejaz

I wouldn't hang about

This old man is ruining the purpose of the deen

Oh, I just can't wait to be a caliph!

Everybody pay the tax

Everybody wage some wars

Everywhere you look I'm

Sitting on the pulpit

Not Yet

Let the real sahaba bury the Prophet

Let's announce it when we're finally back

It's gonna' be Abu Quhafa's finest fling

Oh, I just can't wait to be a caliph!

Oh, I just can't wait to be a caliph!

Oh, I just can't wait. . .

Just can't wait

To be a caliph!

Okay, I have to go, kinda' have a 25-30 page research assignment due on Tuesday @)!

Wassalam

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Luvin the punjabi.. n tht abrar-ul-haq song reminded me of the film Khuda Ke Liye wen the moulvi goes "Music is haram...yeh kya gaana hua ..kinney kinney jana hai billo de ghar..assan te jaana hai billo de ghar" *clickin fingers*

Knowz the whole song himself and says tht music is haram... tht was one of the best part :D

A non hijaabi will be doin one fr hijaabis.. hailaaa.. no1 best take offence :unsure:

will do soon :_

sat... your topic is about single hijabi's

use your imagination and make it how you wish!!!

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^^^^These are fabulous!

Right, just as MDM requested, finally I wrote my own (backing of my lil sis)... its nowhere near as good as the ones here.. but its a try lol

Scene: A boy attends a "party" under pressure from his friends and has mixed feelings about his place in it, unsure whether to keep to his religion or just relax for a night....

Rihanna - SOS

Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh

Peer presseure… has never done this before

Lalala lalala la la lala la Ohhh

Feels so... haram

Verse

All around me people are enjoying it

Asking me if I would like to drink a bit

You got me stressing, incessantly pressing the issue

That a Mus-y can’t have a sip with you

On the dance floor you’ve got a classy dancer

But its haram for me to turn my eyes towards her

You got me shaking now, wrongly mistaken

But I can't control myself, got me even closer to hell

Chorus

S.O.S. please someone tell me.

Do I look cool?... What do you say?

Oh, why are you sounding distressed

I can't take it, lying to the world

S.O.S. please someone tell me.

Do I look cool?... What do you say?

Oh, why are you sounding distressed

You got me tremblin’ and doubtful, don’t know where to turn

Bridge

This time please stop guilt-tripping me

'Cause nothing you say will stop me drinking it

I'm free, quit looking at my history

God is testing me but still I'm failing it

This time please stop guilt-tripping me

'Cause nothing you say will stop me drinking it

I'm free, quit looking at my history

They’ve seen the worst of me, so now I'm losing it

Verse

Deep inside me I sense a guilty feeling coming up

Imma ignore it ‘cause I’m nowhere near giving up

My head is aching bad, going home to face my dad

How he’ll greet me at the door and try to knock me to the floor

Help me out (uhuh) you know inside you feel it right

Help me out, just pass the list for events tonight

I’m looking to, make new halal-ish friends after dark

You gotta keep them away from me, make sure you leave no mark

Chorus

S.O.S. please someone tell me.

Do I look cool?... What do you say?

Oh, why are you sounding distressed

You got me tremblin’ and doubtful, don’t know where to turn

Bridge

This time please stop guilt-trippin’ me

'Cause nothing you say will stop me drinking it (‘Cause nothing you say)

I'm free, quit looking at my history

God is testing me but still I'm failing it

This time please stop guilt-trippin’ me (stop guilt-tripping me)

'Cause nothing you say will stop me drinking it

I'm free, quit looking at my history

They’ve seen the worst of me, so now I'm losing it

God, you know me you got me feeling nervous

Oh God, I’m normally a good prayin’ person

Please God, I’m asking you forgive me once more

Your mercy never ends, I know

I am going to die without you,

I’m begging

Chorus

S.O.S. please someone tell me.

Do I look cool?... What do you say?

Oh, why are you sounding distressed

You got me tremblin’ and doubtful, don’t know where to turn

Bridge

This time please stop guilt-trippin’ me (...tripping me)

'Cause nothing you say will stop me drinking it

I'm free, quit looking at my history

God is testing me but still I'm failing it

This time please stop guilt-trippin’ me

'Cause nothing you say will stop me drinking it (nothing you say)

I'm free, quit looking at my history

They’ve seen the worst of me (worst of me), so now I'm losing it

Lala lala lala lala Ohhh

Ohh ohh lala lala lala lala

Oh oh

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Here's one I made as sister Zainab wished ("martyrdom" ;)). I have to warn you that it's my first time with this and I'm known to spoil easy and light things easily so beware! Please be gentle. Remember that this couldn't be funnier because its actually not too funny a topic or perhaps I've picked to describe it with emphasis on its violence. Anyway..... :D

Song: Corey Hart - I wear my sunglasses at night

(Imagine Abu Lulu'a, knives in hand, and singing the following as he finally finds his target)

I wear my da-ggers at night

So I can, so I can

Watch you weave

Then breathe your story lines

And I wear my da-ggers at night

So I can, so I can

Keep track of the visions in your lies

While he's deceiving me

It cuts my security

Has he got control of me?

I turn to him and say

<crescendo> (Umar gets stabbed to death)

Now you get flayed

from the guy wielding blades, oh-no!

Don't masquerade

With the guy wielding blades, oh-no!

I can't believe it

'Cause you got it made

With the guy wielding blades, oh-no!

And I wear my da-ggers at night

So I can, so I can

Forget my name while you collect your claim

And I wear my da-ggers at night

So I can, so I can

Cut up the filth that's right before my eyes

While he's deceiving me

he cuts my security

Has he got control of me?

I turn to him and say

Don't switch the blade

On the guy wielding blades, oh-no!

Don't masquerade

With the guy wielding blades, oh-no!

I can't believe it

Don't be afraid

Of the guy wielding blades, oh-no!

It kinda scared you

'Cause you got it made

With the guy wielding blades, oh-no!

Oh, I say I wear my daggers at night

I wear my da-ggers at night

I wear my da-ggers at night

.................

..................

...................

To be honest I was thinking of something from nine inch nails for this to do justice with this particular topic but then i thought it wouldn't be too appropriate and has almost no chance to live up to SC rules. :D

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Challenge... SINGLE HIJAABIs... (i think sum1 alredy done it on eminems song earlier please stand up one wic wz gd.. so i jus did sum of this song not all :) ) :unsure:

Dontcha - [Edited Out]cat dolls... :unsure:

Now we in here the status has risen (no fellas)

Hijaabis in malls...

Looking different from the lot...

Everytime they walk thru they see the jaws drop...(are you ready)

You look at me imma scream and shout...

This is no magic trick..

I can do the whole knockout..

Looking through the clothes tailor are you gonna giv it

In the mood, Hijaabs pinned, like are you with it...

This is my style and in what i believe...

Walking on the humber...

Imma do this to get what i wanan achieve...

I know you see me..(i know u see me)

Just go walk straight thru...(just go walk strait thru)

Its the reason she don't turn around...

She don't look at you...(she don't look at you)

You might like it..(you might like it)

But we care free..(but we care free)

And i know yu maybe kind...

And also a hip hop G...

[CHORUS]I kno u wish ur wifey was Hijaabi like me..

I kno your mummy wishes her bahu was like me...

Hatt jaa...

Hatt jaa...

I know your sister wishes her bhabhi was like me...

I know your bhatiji wishes her massi was like me...

Hatt jaa...

Hatt jaa...

Heart maybe healing...(heart maybe healing)

Just let it go...(just let it go)

Imma just cough

And walk by like i dint see you roam...(see you roam)

I could be deadly...(i could be deadly)

Can even pull your hair(pull your hair)

I am just rare...

So try come near me.. i don't think you'd dare...

[CHORUS]

Ummm :unsure:

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Interesting to see the level of music people have knowledge of (Disney themes excluded).

You must be quite affined to the song to be able to conjure lyrics to match the style, rhythm and melody.

Our signatures say 'Ya Fatema' yet our posts say the opposite.

And then we wonder why the Imam is yet to return...

Back to the pursa I take it?

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@) YE kya ho raha hay!! :!!!: lol~ :no: omg skirj kurf middah haram music!!!! @) :mad: @)i dont know that music .. its not intersting !! @) Wait! NO I KNOW ur music! it was playing in teh bus~ *beats the stereo with a stick*

and the imam will not return if u gusy kep lisenning to haram music :mad:

its all mdm and so solid shia's fault !!! i blame those dudes kkthxbye :(

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^^Peace impression.. mre lyk CHEESY impression... i thnk this would be better...it has more effect!

We aint forcing no1 to lissen to the music... or read the lyrics.. look at the front page..see wat this topic is about..like it stay dont lyk it SKIP... its as simple as that pplzzzzz :)

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:!!!: That was great, Thats me titch!!!!! :D

Lol... thanks Fatima :blush:

titch - that was phenomenal...and whats more it fits PERFECTLY to the beat and words of the original song! most people (including MDM) struggle with that but you pulled it off flawlessly! well done! *applause*

i hope you realise that you are trapped now btw, now we are gonna set you a new topic! The vote for your next challenge is backbiting gossipping sisters!!!!!!

Wow.. lol thank you ^_^

I'll give it a try.. the games on then! ;)

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Ok i am not really good at this. Its my first attempt ever and dont even know if it really works. But will happily accommodate any tweaks.

Its one of my fav songs by Tonic (If you could only see) and its about Sunnis and the rejection of Wilayah. Its not comic relief, thats for certain, perhaps even melancholic.

The actual track (web Link) yeah yeah i know the kufr biddah disclaimer attached herewith...lol

Here goes nothing... :P

If you could only see why the Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see the blessings they shower us

When we say we love them

Well you got your sahabi reasons

And you got your lies

And you got your manipulations

to try and cut us down to size

Sayin you love Ali but you dont

Saqifa fakes your love but you wont

If you could only see the way Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see the blessings they shower us

When we say we love them

Seems we are on a road less traveled

Shows happiness unraveled

And you got to take a little dirt

To keep what you love

Thats what you gotta do

Sayin you love Ali but you dont

Saqifa fakes your love but you wont

Youre stretching out your arms to something that’s just not there

Sayin you love Ali where you stand

Give your heart by pretend

If you could only see why the Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see how blue your hearts will be

On the return of the Mahdi

Sayin you love Ali but you dent

The Prophet’s value by pretend (X2)

If you could only see why the Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see how the blessings they shower us

When we say we love them

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ok guys im back! :shakes fist at mods: :angry:

wow major respect to sis zaynab for taking over while i was gone, you done a great job sis thanks for everything.

we need to ressurect the thread! i need to read everyones work!!!

titchy - FLIPPIN HECK you are a bit of a dark horse arent you!!!!

:goes back a few pages and loads up youtube:

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titchy - FLIPPIN HECK you are a bit of a dark horse arent you!!!!

LOL .. thanks bro!

.....

And for zainab's challenge:

Backbiting and gossiping girls.. *No real names have been used during the creation of this poem*

Fabulous - HMS

Its out with the old and in with the new,

Don’t worry Khala Yasmeen, this time it’s not you

It might be your son, it could be your ma

It would be your daughter

But surely it won’t be from moi

Back-biting? ... No never!

Proposal of Ahmed to Mona

Marriage from Sara to Zain

Twins from the Abdullah family

Divorce of the couple in Spain

We’ve got to chill out and find new

News of you!

Chorus

We want all the goss

That is our simple request,

All things gossipy

Finer and longer and best,

We need some rocket firing to keep us on a roll

We need a little gossiping just pass it whole

This talk is very essential

There is no haram at all

Before we start we do always

Send blessings to the Rasool

A sitting like never before

We want more!

Chorus

They want all the goss

That is their simple request,

All things gossipy

Finer and longer and best,

We need some rocket firing to keep us on a roll

They need a little gossiping just pass it whole

This guy’s a fool, the other has cash

This lady’s stingy, and those colours clash

He is too tall, looks like a king

That girl’s good grades, will give her the swing.

What have we missed out?

Everything's got to be given

To us

Chorus

They want all the goss

That is their simple request,

All things gossipy

Finer and longer and best,

We need some rocket firing to keep us on a roll

They need a little gossiping just pass it whole

That’s not good, that is a roar,

That's demented, we need more!

We need, we need,

We need, we need,

We need, we need

We need Gossiping!

We’ve discussed all, conferred it good

Mentioned them all, now it’s all understood

We like what we hear,

We like it a lot

Is this all today’s gossiping?

Gossiping, Gossiping, Gossiping?

We’ll stop it now... NOT!

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bella, heres the thread, it wasnt trashed it just fell down the ranks cos we all became lazy lol

i think youve been given the hardest challenge out of everyone - urs is in FRENCH and its a love song between umar and afflah, take it as a compliment that you are accepted as the best rhymer on the thread everyone knows if anyone can do it...you can! your royal rad-ness.

do i have a topic? :huh:

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Oh MY GOD! that's me. First time when I read it, I was offended, second time I was glad there are other girls like me.

But I will not get out of the house more often, and schizopharenia is hereditary, my mother has it so IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

madam you know the rules! anyone who posts HAS to join in! so you can do the taliban diss...NO EXCUSES! *cracks whip*

your topic is sisters who cyber stalk brothers around the whole internet!

:!!!: :lol: You killed it bro!!

Bella I'm looking forward to the Auntie matchmaker one :D

same applies to you!!! you seem like an intelligent, witty sort of lady so your topic is......why sisters go MENTAL in weddings, im not messing what is it about weddings that inflames your membranes??

Aunty matchmakers... now i dint kno if the aunty was the matchmaker or sum1 was making match fr the aunties... just a random first try on an english song.. :unsure:

Taio Cruz- Shez like a star

[<<<contains music..open at your own risk]

She could get up and do a little twirl...

She can cook baingan and bring you down to earth...

She can even get you a t-shirt for free...

Tha's why they call her their bargainin queen...

Shes the one all uncles want as their bride...

Shes the only one that can actually can be a good wife...

Shes can pick the kid up and say Beta why you cry

She maybe getting old but will still dance to the tune

[Chorus]-Shes like an aunt...an aunt...an aunt...

Who still has her daant...her daant...her daant...

Shes like an aunt an aunt an aunt...

who still has her daant...her daant..

First let me say she will call you as JII...

After putting the make up on she looks lyk briteny...

Theres everyone sleeping shez lyk a buzzin bee...

This is the turth am saying...she will give you a treat..

Shes the one all uncles want as their bride...

Shes the only one that can actually can be a good wife...

Shes can pick the kid up and say Beta why you cry

She maybe getting old but will still dance to the tune

[Chorus]

She could be your aunt...jus dont fight...match is made...maulvi says its right...

serves food by 5..spices so right...licking my fingers man redy to bite..

Top with stripes...wearing jeans tight...you can be her man...just gotta fight...

She says "suno jii i can count to chaar(4)"...i say Hayee Rabba you r so bright...

Bringing you back all these things...then ONLY asks you for some diamond rings..

She says come home jaldi.. i'll cook you chicken wings...

She wants her things warna padegi maar...i say my jaanu you you you are... jaanu you you you are...

You are my lifes bahar...

[Chorus]

Just a try... :Hijabi: :squeez: boredom can hurt ur brain yeh! :wacko:

GEO!!!! GEO!!!!! excellent!!!! well done!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

your next topic sat_, is girls who dont know namaz but they know everything about every drama on tv lol

bros I have an incredible request. :D

I want one written for Umar and Aflah that I can rhyme with this tune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6mzVELFIWc (Sry i know its in french ... or you can choose another appropriate one from ricky martin or something if you can't handle it)

:D Thx guys! You srsly rock lol~

now that. is one awesome ass request.

only bella can rise to a challenge like that bro.

LOL

Good ish!!!

OI is that how we're going on now??? Kicking so solid shia out ...I see how it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SOMEBODY GIVE ME A TOPIC !!!

I'M STILL IN I'M STILL IN.....I'VE JUST BEEN AT THE BARBERS FOR THE LAST 3 DAYS FIXING UP MY BEARD AND SHAPING IT UP ....ALHAMDULILAH I'M OUT NOW

ur beard still looks scruffy!

your challenge (dunno if u were told) is brothers who spend all their time in the gym - the title is "inside my body is a fat paki man screaming to get out", go for it!

(salam)

From the movie 1942: A Love Story

Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Jaisai, mota pehlwaan

Jaisai, seenay pai baal

Jaisai, saalan kai daagh

Jaisai, awaaz bai-suree

Jaisai, masjid main mola di, booti ker raha hai

Hoooooo Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Jaisai, banyaan main suraakh

Jaisai, malangi dhamaal

Jaisai, namaz ho kharab

Jaisai, 6-pack ka raaz

Jaisai, zanjeer ker raha ho taiz, aik qasayee baar baar

Hoooooo Aik Matami Ko Dekha To Aaisa Laga

Shout out to all ma' Punjabi Matamis ~ Keep up the Matami Sound Effects!

Wassalam

show off :dry: zakirs arent allowed, unfair advantage!!!

ROFL :lol:

Thanks. :D

Hey! Let me continue with that song.... :D

Assaan' Tai Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Kinnay Kinnay Jaar'nay Umar Dai Ghar

Tarawih Parhao, Lai'rn Banao'; Lai'rn Banao!

HOOOO Tarawih parhao lain banao <chorus>

Kinna kuj socheya see Umar kol jaawan gay

Sachay mominaan di shikayet wi laawan gay

Aanday jaanday bait-ul-maal ton kulfiyaan khawan gaaayyy!!!

Ooo Aprheya Aflah jadon Maseetay te shehr wich 44 lag gayee

<dhin dhin dhin>

<chorus>

Vhair ke jaana ae Umar de ghar

Asaan te jaana ae Umar de ghar

Bhai kinnay kinnay jana Umar de ghar

:lol: I really hope people know (enough) punjabi here? :P

OI HOIIIIIIIII praava ibrar ul haq would have a HEART ATTACK if he saw this lol

Edited by maula dha mallang

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Ok i am not really good at this. Its my first attempt ever and dont even know if it really works. But will happily accommodate any tweaks.

Its one of my fav songs by Tonic (If you could only see) and its about Sunnis and the rejection of Wilayah. Its not comic relief, thats for certain, perhaps even melancholic.

The actual track (web Link) yeah yeah i know the kufr biddah disclaimer attached herewith...lol

Here goes nothing... :P

If you could only see why the Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see the blessings they shower us

When we say we love them

Well you got your sahabi reasons

And you got your lies

And you got your manipulations

to try and cut us down to size

Sayin you love Ali but you dont

Saqifa fakes your love but you wont

If you could only see the way Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see the blessings they shower us

When we say we love them

Seems we are on a road less traveled

Shows happiness unraveled

And you got to take a little dirt

To keep what you love

Thats what you gotta do

Sayin you love Ali but you dont

Saqifa fakes your love but you wont

Youre stretching out your arms to something that’s just not there

Sayin you love Ali where you stand

Give your heart by pretend

If you could only see why the Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see how blue your hearts will be

On the return of the Mahdi

Sayin you love Ali but you dent

The Prophet’s value by pretend (X2)

If you could only see why the Imams love us

Then maybe you would understand

Why we feel this way about our love

And what we must do

If you could only see how the blessings they shower us

When we say we love them

maaaaaaan i love that track B) awesome!!! well done sir!!!

btw..it seems shiachat is a diamond mine of rhymers lol, mashallah enough talent here!!!

im gonna give you a hard one, cos ive read your posts and you seem the witty type too. so your challenge my friend...is "if ali was not here then i would have been destroyed"

;) best of luck!

LOL .. thanks bro!

.....

And for zainab's challenge:

Backbiting and gossiping girls.. *No real names have been used during the creation of this poem*

Fabulous - HMS

Its out with the old and in with the new,

Don’t worry Khala Yasmeen, this time it’s not you

It might be your son, it could be your ma

It would be your daughter

But surely it won’t be from moi

Back-biting? ... No never!

Proposal of Ahmed to Mona

Marriage from Sara to Zain

Twins from the Abdullah family

Divorce of the couple in Spain

We’ve got to chill out and find new

News of you!

Chorus

We want all the goss

That is our simple request,

All things gossipy

Finer and longer and best,

We need some rocket firing to keep us on a roll

We need a little gossiping just pass it whole

This talk is very essential

There is no haram at all

Before we start we do always

Send blessings to the Rasool

A sitting like never before

We want more!

Chorus

They want all the goss

That is their simple request,

All things gossipy

Finer and longer and best,

We need some rocket firing to keep us on a roll

They need a little gossiping just pass it whole

This guy’s a fool, the other has cash

This lady’s stingy, and those colours clash

He is too tall, looks like a king

That girl’s good grades, will give her the swing.

What have we missed out?

Everything's got to be given

To us

Chorus

They want all the goss

That is their simple request,

All things gossipy

Finer and longer and best,

We need some rocket firing to keep us on a roll

They need a little gossiping just pass it whole

That’s not good, that is a roar,

That's demented, we need more!

We need, we need,

We need, we need,

We need, we need

We need Gossiping!

We’ve discussed all, conferred it good

Mentioned them all, now it’s all understood

We like what we hear,

We like it a lot

Is this all today’s gossiping?

Gossiping, Gossiping, Gossiping?

We’ll stop it now... NOT!

YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!

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excellent...excellent....obviously we are giving you too easy ones titchy. its time we stretched your grey cells a bit.

your next challenge. titchy with the topclass talent, is "the origins of tarawih"

mwa ha ha haaaaaa :shaytan:

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