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Maula Dha Mallang

SO SOLID (and anyone else) - IM CALLING YOU OUT

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but ali, you waste our time and energy all the time with your threads and posts. :o if momeen (im thinking you mean momineen) should avoid that which you produce daily, then you must be the devil incarnate! :lol:

"my sincere apology,but i cant stop speaking my mind" :lol: :lol: :lol:

i knew if you are arround you cant stop responding to my comment...any ways most of my threads and post are informative about different subjects which i come accross daily so i just share it here...

and in this thread i dont see any thing informative...but just waste of hell lot of time producing useless poems and rhyming them which is of no use.

and bring some fresh idea dont repeat my words... :dry:

Edited by Ali Huzaifa

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then you must be the devil incarnate!
Hello
and in this thread i dont see any thing informative...but just waste of hell lot of time producing useless poems and rhyming them which is of no use.
you are full of good sh*t

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guys come on dont get this thread lounged, theres a lot of talent and a lot of good vibes on show here, probably the only thread right now where people are having a laugh. if you dont like it - ignore it and post in other threads, if you do, everyone is welcome to take part or goof around with us.

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An ode the the Huzaifa

Brother Ali Huzaifa

Allow me to speak my mind

We do not want to spite

But we are the crew

Splitting our tunes

You may think we are scoundrels and hustlers

Wasting your time

But allow me to illuminate your mind

Guide you in the ways of the rhyme

I will be Obi wan you my Padhwan

I will educate you in the ways of the force

Alter your mind with my Jedi thought flow

Brother sit on your carpet and think and ponder

Why do we rhyme it is because we want to dialect

These dialectics my seem to you crude

But you are not reading behind the lines

You look at these verse with disdain

Throwing you handkerchief your mustache and beard wobble

As do the pince-nez on your grandiose nose

I slap you with my tulip as a gesture of peace

We are brothers, and have more in common than you think

After this rhyme we well make up and be friends

You will carry on wasterising and I will carry on tunerising

Brother I have for you utter repectz

Put on your Pumas and dance to this ode

An ode to the Huzaifa got you spinning like a Dervish

We are not pranksters so don't pout like a fish

We are the people we are the rhymers

We are the educaters for religion we are the adverts

So allow me to give you this flyer

In your face, so read it in peace

but i must say you guys are talented.
No doubt respect to the Huzaifah
guys come on dont get this thread lounged, theres a lot of talent and a lot of good vibes on show here, probably the only thread right now where people are having a laugh. if you dont like it - ignore it and post in other threads, if you do, everyone is welcome to take part or goof around with us.

Thank you brother you don't need to say it

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I'm yours, can you have kids

I'm praying you are up for bids

Please beleive me I really love you

I dont just want papers

where I live I cant 'fford no wife

the west will offer a better life

I promise I'll always love you

I dont just want papers

I'm not meek I'll tell you anything

my family will really hate you

but thats ok we wont live near them

i dont just want papers

always knew i would go west

to please mum I'll marry two

We are Muslim

I'm yours, can you have kids

I'm praying you are up for bids

Please beleive me I really love you

I dont just want papers

always knew i would go west

to please mum I'll marry two

We are Muslim

where I live I cant 'fford no wife

the west will offer a better life

I promise I'll always love you

I dont just want papers

We are Muslim

I'm not meek I'll tell you anything

my family will really hate you

but thats ok we wont live near them

i dont just want papers

I pray you dont ask for mahr

I'll always love you your my star

always knew i would go west

to please mum I'll marry two

I'm yours, can you have kids

I'm praying you are up for bids

Please beleive me I really love you

I dont just want papers

:!!!:

My God that was good

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you put me up to this... its all your fault when people laugh at me

lol

i told you all along no one was gonna laugh at u, ive always known u could rhyme, youre like a pearl inside an oystershell im just exposing your skills to the world!

loll sorry i forgot this is malang thread...

:dry:

This thread sucks.

Lounge it. Too much bida and online free mixing.

:P I'm just tryna stir up MDM.

shut it you! before i make a rhyme "inside my body there is a fat paki man screaming to get out"

Rofl @ this thread.

Kudos.

lol glad you are enjoying it ;) feel free to pitch in! dont be shy man its all good

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lol glad you are enjoying it ;) feel free to pitch in! dont be shy man its all good

Lol I changed the word to "Mera Piya Ghar Aya" to "Mera Shia Ghar Aya"

Edited by Asghar

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i wanna see!!! i INSIST!!!! :D

That was it ahaha, I amde some words up but I cant remember the rest. someone here should do it.

I'll post the urdu lyrics if needed and someone can footer about with them.

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^^^ Go for it.. i dint kno urdu sngs cud b part of it.. i'll see if i can do sumthing to them :)

i hav made parodys of indian movie songs.. bt not in a religious manner i have ermm made em sound stoopid.. if tht counts thn yeh.. i'll choose appropriate ones even though i know all of them are :)

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^^^ Go for it.. i dint kno urdu sngs cud b part of it.. i'll see if i can do sumthing to them :)

i hav made parodys of indian movie songs.. bt not in a religious manner i have ermm made em sound stoopid.. if tht counts thn yeh.. i'll choose appropriate ones even though i know all of them are :)

Aoo Ni Sayyo Ral Deyo Ni Wadhai

Men War Paaya Sona Maahi

Gharyaal Deyo Nikalni, Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Piya Ghar Aaya, Sanu Allah Milaya

Hun Hoya Fazl Kamaalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Aaaa... (Sufi Chanting)

Hun Hoya Fazl Kamaalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Ajj Taan Roz Mubaarak Chaddeya Mahi Mere Vedde Vaddeya

Aaaa... (Sufi Chanting)

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Shakar Wanda Peer Manawa Mera Mahi Mere Vaddeya Kure

Aaa... (Sufi Chanting)

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Ghari Ghari Ghariyal Bajaave, Raen Wasl Di Piya Ghataawe

Mere Munn Di Baat Na Paave, Hathon Ja Sutto Ghariyal Ni

Mera Piya Ghar Aaya Laalni, Mera Piya Ghar Laalni Hoo

Mera Piya Ghar Aaya Laalni, Mera Piya Ghar Laalni Hoo

Anhad Vaaja Vaje Suhaana, Mutarib Sughara Taan Taraana

Bhull Gaya Ay Namaaz Dogaana, Madh Piyaala Dain Kalaal Ni

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Bulla Shah Di Sej Piyaari, Ni Men Taaran Haarey Taari

Allah Milaya Hun Aayi Vaari, Hun Vicharan Hoya Nuhaal Ni

Mera Piya Ghar Aaya, Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

Oo Laalni Mera Piya Ghar Aaya

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LOLL :lol: :!!!: @ wasnt me parody! Hilarious! I listen to the original songs, while reading the parodies, which makes it even more hilarious.

@alimastas diss, lol I'm gonna get back @ you, but I've no time now, so will do it later (prob tomorrow)

@ zainab_ :lol: awesome with more people.

Here's to mds challenge, to fergie's tune, fergelicious

Baldelicious

Hear me out yall, cuz this is it

Uncle’s looking for a jailbait miss

(verse1)

Baldelicous-definition make them girls go block me

So I tell them I am twenty-even tho I’m forty

you can have me you can take me

I aint sexy, I am easy

I find emails so I add ‘em

I only want them virgins

(hook1)

Baldelicious (not delicious)

This is real depressive

And if u was suspicious

All that talk is not factitious

I am hairless

Teenage girls I stalk stalk,

The truth I tell not, cuz I don’t want my a$s blocked

(Chorus)

So delicious (I am not, not)

Perverticious (teenage girls I stalk, stalk)

So depressive (they don’t know my head is bald)

Im baldelicious (hhhhaaaiiiirless-hairless)

Verse2

Baldelicious def

Baldelicious def

Baldelicious def (def) (def) (def)

Baldelicous definition make them girls delete me

They think they really know me,

But in real I look like granny

I’m the P to the E, R, V, E, the R, the T

And can no other elder stalk like me.

(hook2)

I’m baldelicious (not delicious)

My body is largecious

I be sittin on my as$, eating chips,

So when I walk its an eclipse

Teenage girls I stalk stalk

The truth I tell not, cuz I don’t want my as$ blocked

(chorus)

So delicious (I am not, not)

Perverticious (teenage girls I stalk, stalk)

So depressive (they don’t know my head is bald)

Im baldelicious (haiiiiir haiiiir haiiiirless)

Jailbait, jailbait, jailbait,

You can be my bedmate

Our kids will have some great traits

You brains, your looks and your weight,

Baby just add me

I’ll be your round shaped baby

It might get untasty,

It might make u block me

P to the E to the R V E R T-my bodys so hairy, P to the E to the R V E R T-my bodys so hairy

B to the A to the L D E L I C I O U S- B to the A to the, to the,- be your baby

Evrytime I get on shiachat, young girls on my list I add, lookin for them all day round

Lookin at their (staauuuh-tus)

I just wana hide it now-l aint trying tell u how-I make young girls let me be their man

And I know I might seem perverted, yes ive heard it-think im busted

Tho I try tell , not to let young

girls know I’m pervertious

Baldelicious (not delicious)

This is real depressive

And if u was suspicious

All that talk is not factitcious

I am hairless

Teenage girls I stalk stalk,

The truth I tell not, cuz I don’t want my a$s blocked

I’m baldelicious (not delicious)

My body is largecious

I be sittin on my as$, eating chips,

So when I walk its an eclipse

Teenage girls I stalk stalk

The truth I tell no, cuz I don’t want my as$ blocked

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DAAAAYYYYYYYMMMMMMMMMM

:!!!: :!!!: :!!!: :!!!: :!!!:

magnificent! spectacular! outstanding! fantastic!!!

in fact you, bella...are even MORE awesome than THIS kid:

1-this-kid-is-awesome.jpg

BELLA IS MORE RAD

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ok

do a taliban diss, about how they are so big and strong when they are whipping girls and women, but turn into fags when their country is invaded or shias fight BACK

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LOL mdm. Me more awesome than that kid? noway lol.

mdm your subject is em.. stingy people, people who are so cheap that theyd reuse toilet paper if they could.

lol ok no problemo...again im about to sign off so ill post 2morrow morning inshallah

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Wow Bella lol .. nobody beats you.

This is a good thread lol, but has SSS just given up? :P

lol innit, bella came from nowhere and just lit up the board! talk about impressive first impressions

dunno bout so solid, i know hes a busy guy so give him a few days more?

titchy wheres YOUR contribution madam :dry:

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soz for the delay guys, been on msn all morning lost track of the time and had a bit of a writers block lol

ok, very few of you know this but im actually well into my rock tracks :squeez:

so bella, this track is based on one of my ALL TIME favourite rock tracks -

*WARNING* *WARNING* HARAM MUSIC! HARAM! HARAM! BIDA! SHIRK! KUFR! CALL THE POLICE! DO NOT CLICK ON THE LINK!

bella man...that was a pretty hard one mate!

and heres the lyrics, based on that person we all know who never pays his bill when you go to eat in a restaurant with ur mates lol

my cash, it does not flow

im a bad tight fisted one!

i dont spend, i only save

i count pennies just for fun!

so dont make me try

i wont even buy a kidney for my son!

to god i prayed, in my bank it stayed

im a muslim kick my bum!

(but what i really want to know is)

am i gonna have to pay?

(please brother) youve got to (please) dont say no (make the price low) yeah!

i cant say why, i always try

i even haggle for a bun

i cant spend, the rules i bend

i wont pay full price, bring a gun!

i wont lie, id rather die

then pay my bills off one by one!

ive got to learn, spend what i earn

ill take the chance and take the plunge!

(but what i really wanna know is)

am i gonna have to pay?

(please brother) youve got to (please) dont say no (make the price low) yeah!

am i gonna have to pay?

cause i dont mind, yeah

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ok bella, lets raise the game a little :shaytan:

your next topic is certain ashaabi e karam fleeing at pivotal moments during battles in the prophets life, of course the material is totally up to you so long as it kinda relates to the challenge in question ;)

best of luck!

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COOLIO - GANGSTERS PARADISE

As I walk through the majalis I see a shadow of stares

I take a look at these aunties and realise theres not much left

Cuz I've been chatting and applying makeup on for so long that

Even my hairdresser can see that my hairlines gone wrong

But I aint ever said a prayer that didn't deserve it,

Most of the time I ask for a husband...that's not unheard of

You better watch how you're chatting I'm ALWAYS re-acting

Or you and your friends will never hear the end of me........

I really hate to rant, but it's in my nature

Every picture of Angelina Jolie I see....GOD I REALLY HATE HER!!

I'm the kind of hijjabi that you're gonna see online in the night

Those idiots at shaadi.com cancelled my subscription for the third time!!!!!!!!!!

I've spent most of my life living in the single paradise

I've been interested in many guys, but due to my abnormal behaviour

they found other wives! (x2)

Now here's the situation

I'm not debating

I speak up for womens rights

I'm just mad at all men

And I've even started up my own blog!!

Too much ranting an raving got me soundin like a wild dog

I'm an educated girl with marriage on my mind

Got a chip on my shoulder and some envy in my eye

I'm a psychiatric schitzophrenic case spinster

I'll even argue my case in the court of Westminster

My pink hijjab ain't coming off this head anyday

I'm on msn 24 hours but my status says 'Away'

I'm 33 now but will I be wed by the time I'm 34

The way I carry myself.....I don't think so

TELLLL ME WHYYYYYYY ARE WE

SO BLIIIIIND TO SEE

THAT THE REASON WE'RE STILL SINGLE

IS NOT ENOUGH PUBLICITYYYYYYY

(chorus x2)

I'm not interested in power and the money,

twice a day I have to shower,

Obsessive compulsive disorders by the minute and the hour

Everybody's running, cuz most of them aren't even bothered

At what's been written on my blog lately

I think they really hate me

I'm just here to make them learn

In the sisters circle nobody really greets me

The men on shiachat always tend to defeat me!

It's cuz I'm emotional

It's cuz I'm single

I guess I should get out my house more often

and really try hard to mingle!!!!!

*CHORUSX2*

Oh MY GOD! that's me. First time when I read it, I was offended, second time I was glad there are other girls like me.

But I will not get out of the house more often, and schizopharenia is hereditary, my mother has it so IT'S NOT MY FAULT.

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LOL :!!!: @ wont buy kidney for his son! lol, awesome!

Thanks for your sweet words titch and mdm.

For your challenge mdm I've chosen Katy Perry's tune, I kissed a girl

I fled the battle

This was always what I planned-

neat-ly calculated

I got so scared, sword in hand-

That's why I fleeted

Its what- Ive been taught

So I -had to run away

Like my friend O-khattab

Who -fled the other way

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

I fled the battle and will flee more

Oh lord why cant I be opaque

I felt so slick

I felt so brave

Yes did mean to mis-behave

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

No the fight hadnt even started

But does it matter?

I want all my fingers in-tact-with

The rest of my plumpy figure

Its not what- good comrades do,

They should just not escape

But I could not pro-tect you

Neither could the other sheikh

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

I fled the battle and will flee more

Oh lord why cant I be opaque

I felt so slick

I felt so brave

Yes did mean to mis-behave

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

Us threesomes- we are so fear-ful

We flee, each single battle

Hard to not leave them all

Too hard too resist it

Its quite a big deal, aint guiltless esss ess

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

I fled the battle and will flee more

Oh lord why cant I be opaque

I felt so slick

I felt so brave

Yes did mean to mis-behave

I fled the battle and I hoped for

A sleek and smooth escape

EDIT: Mdm your theme is, people who act like maniacs whenever food is served at the mosque. lol,

Edited by Bella

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LOL bella i think im rapidly running out of hyperbole mate ;) that was EXCELLENT! exactly the sort of quality stuff i expected! well done your royal rad-ness!

mine was average to be honest...only got 2 hours sleep last night, n spent most of the day on msn and i dont even have sound on my work pc lol so was goin off memory, but i reckon i can squeeze another song out now ;)

ok *clicks fingers* lets do this!!!!

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ok

do a taliban diss, about how they are so big and strong when they are whipping girls and women, but turn into fags when their country is invaded or shias fight BACK

I can't do it, you gave me a difficult one on purpose :angry:

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before you read - just bear in mind i havent slept properly in 2 days and ive worked all day and been at a party most of the evening! so dont be expecting tupac or anything lol

ok...so people going mad in niaz. lets be honest guys. we all know theres only ONE song that i could write this too :shaytan:

ludacris - move b***h get out the way ;)

[whistling]

[Chorus 2x: hungry uncle]

move! paki! get out my way!

theres some curry in the donga send it my way!

move! paki! get out my way!

theres some curry in the donga send it my way!

[Hungry Uncle]

Oh yaar! the foods out!

you know what this means, no doubt

like a wolf pack, we will kill

gettin free food, what a thrill!

i been waiting, for this food

and ill stamp, all over you!

from your feet to your head

and once i start, i wont stop till im fed!

causing such chaos, disturbing the peace

stuffing my gut, it just wont cease!

i like my curry totally soaked in grease

and ill fight to the front, check my fat crease!

ill do a headlock on a maulvi

so if you move slowly, get the HELL outta my way!

im a hungry fat punjabi i have no sabr

im so fat they call me blubber!

[Chorus]

[bechara serving the food (singin over second chorus):]

BROTHERS! Watch out Watch out watch out!

BROTHERS! Watch out Watch out watch out! RUN!

here they come! here we go!

uh oh! dont panic, bros, be cool

you know theyre here to fight, you know theyre loud

just serve their food, dont annoy the crowd

theyll snatch your plate, dont wear a frown

we serve the langar, our heads are bowed

if we argue back, we will get plowed

they all want seconds - two by two

dont be slow, brothers

theyll tear you limb from limb, its like a zoo

going insane is their business

their blood pressures going boom!

were the youngest, we take all the slack

who told these uncles we are slaves, tell me that??

we get abused, its just our luck

but ill tell you this bros

youd better not kick up a fuss!

[Chorus]

[maulvi saab singing over the second chorus]

ya rabb! control them!

so sad, theyre so fat

weak, their minds are one track

minds are shrunk, the bunch of fat lumps, are they on crack?

i once had some clout, before food was out

now i get pushed out, got punched on my snout

got my topi on cos im leaving tonight

got my ass kicked, cos i stopped the roti fight

im a maulvi, but these punjabis just take the piss

im just mad cos i wanted to eat first

theres no ethics code, its a heavy load, theyre all ignorant punjis!

always wanting more, filling bowls, eat up punjis!

we are just pakis action like typical T.Ps

just watch their reaction when we say the food is free

oh yaar stop this, i know food is bliss, but look at your body

belly on the floor, heavy as a log, like to eat hearty

so move, paki, out the way bro

all you jahils make way for the maulvi yo!

so....

[chorus]

[whistling]

*yawwwwwwwn* im going bed, god bless!

oh yeah i forgot, bella, your next challenge is...

auntie matchmakers!!!!

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