I'm sorry to confess, but I'm not a true Muslim.
Sorry everyone for not being honest.
Here's how I got to this low point in my life. Sit down, get your cocoa and let me begin:
Once upon a time in a Salafi masjid far, far away, a young Shi'a brother stood up after juma'a during Muharram and asked why the Imam didn't talk about Ashura. The young brother was basically told to be quiet and sit down by a number of brothers at the mosque and no effort was made to correct anybody in their manners.
On another occasion a different brother stood up after juma'a (these guys like stan