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Muwahhid

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  1. (bismillah) One quick question - does a water pipe (hooka, galyoon) cause any dangers for health? Any idea? Thank you in advance, Muwahhid Abu Ali
  2. (bismillah) Salam aleikum wa rahmatullah, I would very much appreciate if comeone could tell me whether it is permissable to eat errings and do they have scales? Is there a site, which indicates the species of fish allowed for shia muslims to eat? Thank you in advance. Muwahhid Abu-Ali Bakuwi
  3. Bismillah, Was-salamu ala manit-taba'al huda', Dear Ex-Muslim, Can you give me some info about yourself and the reasons why you left Islam? Cordially, Muwahhid Abu-Ali
  4. As-salamu aleikum, Some mujtahids (for example, Ayatollah Fadhlollah) is against pronouncing A'liyyan waliyollah in adhan. It is not part of adhan, however, as some o'lama assert, there is no harm in pronouncing it for the purpose of gorbah Was-salam Muwahhid Abu-Ali
  5. Bismihi-Ta'ala, As-salamu aleikum, Both musahiqa (lesbianism) and lwaat (homosexualism) are HARAAM.
  6. Muwahhid

    A love letter

    Modern Love Letters -------------------------------------------------------------------- LETTER FROM A PROSPECTIVE SUITOR... Dearest Ms Julie Yeh, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation, Yours sincerely, Mr. Romy Oh Modern reply to modern dating Attn: Mr Romy Oh Dear Sir, Please refer to your letter dated today. I am pleased to inform you that I hope to accept your proposal for romance. However, you should be informed that there are certain conditions of acceptance. Promotional prospects are to my satisfaction. However, please enlighten me as to your retirement benefits. Gratuity should be generous. I also need to be assured that there is sufficient security with regards to this commitment. If there is any chance at all of retrenchment or consequent disinterest on your part, then I should receive monetary compensation according to union standards. Due to the nature of my position, I am sure you will agree that an expense account should be arranged for my access in light of the 'VIP' I shall be entertaining. In addition, housing and transport allowances should be in order and nothing less than a luxury condo and a Jag are in order. Please also note that there should be no moonlighting restrictions placed on myself. If you are still interested in the relationship, please reply on an urgent basis as other prospective lovers have sent indications of interest. Please also note that my sister is happily employed. Yours perhaps, Julie Yeh
  7. Muwahhid

    Some jokes

    BISMILLAH, Top joke in the United Kingdom A woman gets onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." Top joke in the United States A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer. His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man." The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years." Top joke in Canada When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius. The Russians used a pencil. Top joke in Australia This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight ..." Top joke in Belgium Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. Top joke in Germany A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army. The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."
  8. As-salamu-a'leikum wa rahmatullahi wa barakatuhu, Is it permissable to use a tooth paste :D, which has been produced in a non-muslim country and contains glycerin? Thanks in advance. Muwahhid Abd-ul-Hussein Abu-Zahra
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