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Dear brother Khadim uz Zahra Al-Moderator Al-Skull Al-Dark One with 2,791 points of excellence,
I seek refuge in Allah سُبْحَانَهُ وَ تَعَالَى from the evil Sheitan. I begin in the name of the most High. The One that created mankind. The One that shall immortal humans to hell or heaven. He is the creator of the best of the best, and the worst of the worst. He created both Imam Khamenei (hfz) and the evil Al-Trump, guardian of Ale-Saud. He shall send the former to heaven, and the latter to hell.
May Allah سُبْحَانَهُ وَ تَعَالَى bestow His blessings onto you and your family. Oh Moderator of Moderators. Oh leader of thecurrent.wordpress.com. I implore you to accept a small request. Your generosity and kindness will not allow you to reject the request of this humble servant of God.
Dear Moderator ibn Nabi Adam,
I implore you to upgrade the status of this humble, unworthy, and insignificant member to a rank that will allow me to send private messages to the believers of ShiaChat. I've been using ShiaChat since 2005 without an account. I was stateless. After long hours of contemplation I decided to join this website and become part of the Great Cause. When I was a kid 13 years ago, I used to visit Shiachat to read Ahkam questions for kids reaching Buloogh. I didn't have anyone to guide me so I resorted to ShiaChat. Now that I am old enough (well over the age of 20), I feel that I have now reached to an age where I can directly communicate with brothers and ask them Ahkam questions privately.
From what I understand, the rule is to post 25 messages. I, an unworthy servant of Allah سُبْحَانَهُ وَ تَعَالَى, am not able to satisfy that number quick enough to be able to get my questions answered. Therefore, I ask you to kindly accept this small favor so that Allah سُبْحَانَهُ وَ تَعَالَى may add more of His blessings onto you and your family.
Wassalamun Alaykum Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh
- Your little brother, Ali
I must say, you are really, really good at flattery.
However, the rules about posting were put into place for a very good reason and I can't really circumvent the rules. If you're looking to ask ahkam questions, you can ask them here. Only I can see what you post here and I'll answer your question. If you don't want me to answer your questions and wish to specifically address someone, then I can act as a messenger between the two of you.
Beyond that, I can't much help you. Plus, you're only 11 posts away from the target, which is not a very large number at all.