I like what Richard Dawkins says about blasphemy...it's a victimless crime. Perhaps the story of Adam and Eve is a myth, a metaphor, or a parable. Have you ever considered that? Humans did not evolve from chimps. They share a common ancestor from approximately 5-7 million years ago. Also, individuals do not evolve, populations evolve. You lack of understanding (willful ignorance, you don't want to understand) is astounding, but not uncommon. Many people don't want to understand things that might upset their world view.