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In the Name of God بسم الله

*~*slaveofallah*~*

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  1. salaams every1 god i've not been here for a while i've missed this site so much :cry: HELP!!!!!!! inshallah i will have a baby bruv or sis very soon but we need a name n e body got n e good names or sites? we are looking for unique names not common ones thanxxxx love shaz xXX
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    i aint been here for ages but now i make sure i will the new look is fab -u-lus! mashallah! tc every1
  3. lol in london only 2n a half a hours away from me lol :P
  4. i think its hijras cuz i only saw one not many
  5. just came back from india missed all you shiachatters but while i was visiting mumbai, i was in a taxi not an auto rickshaw, a man came in a sari wiv long hair and started begging for money from my dad i got so scared cuz i was told before i went there by my aunt that they are very powerful ppl even the taxi driver was scared cuz normally he wud tell ppl to go away n this tyme he neva sed a thing and this man/woman stuck half his body inside :( i was like :squeez: n e 1 else seen these ppl i haer if u stare at em n they dont like it they mugg you?
  6. nxt fing you now men will be waxing (well some of alredy do) wearing make up agn sum alredy do and getting n touch with their femenine side ewwwwwwwwwww
  7. thnx for the site! i guess they r accompanied by an adult so they r allowed
  8. my memory is so bad i cant remember any dialogues :(
  9. what does r rated mean? in uk we have : 'PG' 'U' '12' '15' and '18' so i dunno what r rated means
  10. *~*slaveofallah*~*

    jokes

    looooooooooool :lol:
  11. i think hitting kids shudnt be allowed cuz wen i get hit i get red marks and it hurts :cry: but nowdays its not as bad as it used to be :) :squeez: and it dont work cuz everytime i get hit i get very angry the best way is wen i get the silent treatment or wen i get told quietly wht ive dun wrong
  12. its true! we did a play in mosque and there was a line like dat !
  13. i dnt get but ido a bit can n e 1 explain? A MATHEMATICIAN'S LOGIC A quiet little man was brought before a judge. The judge looked down at the man and then at the charges and then down at the little man in amazement. "Can you tell me in your own words what happened?" he asked the man. "I'm a mathematician dealing in the nature of proof." "Yes, go on," said the astounded judge. "Well, I was at the library and I found the books I wanted and went to take them out. They told me my library card had expired and I had to get a new one. So I went to the registration office and got in another line. And filled out my forms for another card. And got back in line for my card." "And?" said the judge. "And he asked 'Can you prove you're from New York City?' .... So I stabbed him."
  14. i wish it cud wurk the are code out too :rolleyes: lol r u sure it dint wurk try agn u sure u dint miss n e fin out ?
  15. i found this on a site tried n was like : waoh! Math Trick Phone Number Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country. 1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code) 3. Multiply by 80 4. Add 1 5. Multiply by 250 6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number 7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again. 8. Subtract 250 9. Divide number by 2 Do you recognize the answer ??????
  16. Inshallah when im older and can stay wivout my parents!
  17. lol dr asthana wud force himself to laff everytyme i saw him i had to force myself not to laff
  18. hey sis welcum if ya need help just ask ;)
  19. awwwwwwwwww! ive heard a similar story like this i got it in an email but your story had more detail!
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