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TIM_WESTWOOD

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  1. ^^ ahh ...........So you favour the ban eh???

    Have you been promised to someone back HOME ...wherever that may be? I mean he's got to be

    SYED!!! oH MY GORRD SYED SYED!!! IS HE SYED.....PLEASE CHECK THE MANUFACTURE TAG ON HIS COLLAR...IS HE AN AUTHENTIC PUNJABI SYED!??!?!?! IF SO THEN HE'S MARRIAGE MATERIAL!!!! OH MY GORRD YAAAAAAAR

    KEEP IT IN DEH FAMILY YAAR...VEE DO NUT VANT OUR DOOR-TERR TO MARRY A NON-POONJAB-EE!!! VEE VANT TO KEEP IT IN DEH TRADITION YAAR!!!

    VEE LOVE THEE AALOOL BAYT VEE LOVE THEM VERY VERY MUCH AND [edited] ........OUTSIDE MARRIAGE NO GOOD!!!!!!

    anyways rudeboy ..I'll have you know all the Imams were mixed race breddas!!! well apart from the first three (A.s)

    So that humans could look like what they're supposed to be

    eh listen blud....not everyone believes in evolution!! But if you wanna go to the zoo to look for your spouse in the monkey cage thats upto you!! but don't be pushin your ideology on us innit!!! RAHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!


  2. Yeh like theres really no point in me replying, because I'm just going to say what the others did...but because I'm such a shiachatter I will do so anyway!!!!!

    Well I ain't a dad (not that I know of anyway!!) but I watch a lot of those programs ..you know like supernanny, and she advises the parents not to give into the tantrums..like someone else said The child is doing it to test the waters..to see how far they can go with you...and you should never give in. I don't know what your ethnicity is, but I really can't imagine a pakistani or arab or iranian or someone else from the third world to get down to the level of the child and hold them by their arms and say in a calm voice,

    " Jonathan :) ...... Mummy is tired right now....when Jonathan eats all his brussel sprouts then Mummy will give him Ice cream..but for now Jonathan won't be getting any ice cream :) " Which is why you will find white children generally more well behaved (as toddlers....but when they grow up they start calling their parents B*** !! and other such splendid names!!) you see with paki parents its more like "OI HARAMZADA!!!!! EAT YOUR FLIPPING OIL ENCRUSTED LAMB BEFORE I THROW THIS POT OF BOILING WATER ON YOUR TODDLER BATTY!!"

    so you have to be patient innit...it helps by getting down to the childs level.....and by this I don't mean rolling around with him/her and screaming and ripping your hair out...I actually mean height level, (unless of course you are chinese..which probably means you will see eye to eye with your 2 year old anyway) because the child feels that everyone is against him/her...by kneeling down (i do not mean sujood......gosh sorry I feel like I have to explain everything I say..afterall this is shiachat and everything can and will be taken out of context and used in a court of law) and looking at the child eye to eye.....they may calm down after this..........if all of this fails then kick the little sod where it hurts.............hmm that would be everywhere!! children aint that strong.


  3. I prefer marry outside my race.I am Norwegian and my hubby is Algerian berber.We are both shia alhamdulillah. We met through Shia match.

    thats not unusual nowadays.....more and more people are marrying barbers and such. It's good...goes to show that we shouldn't care what people do for a living. All respect to your husband...I'm sure he cuts hair wonderfully!!


  4. That's the most difficult thing to actually imagine how would someone look like when chatting or talking here on Fourms, and believe me - my experience shows 90% people don't phyically look like as we think of them on Chat/Forums. And most interesting thing is guessing one's age which is bit easier than Physical appearance. -

    anyway, considering these problems i wanted to post my own pic as avatar so that membres dont' stress much on their brain :P ---

    by the way,

    Can you guess what is my origin., Arbaic, Persian, Asian?

    hmmmm I'd say a concoction of Bangladeshi and Tamil......


  5. Keep going everyone, it's only a matter of time before someone opens up a thread asking "How do you imagine shiachatters without clothes"

    OH MY GAAD OH MY GAAAD WHERE CAN I START........BROTHER - - - - - - , I IMAGINE TO HAVE A 6PACK...CK BOXER SHORTS BIG 12 AND A HALF INCH BICEPS, A REALLY ATTRACTIVE THULFIQAR TATOO ACROSS HIS CHEST, A MOLE UNDERNEATH HIS BELLY BUTTON BLA BLA BLA BLA BLOODY BLAH


  6. (salam)

    There are multiple reports that he did get married when he was with fatimah

    one of them when they went to a battle.

    Not enough study is been put to the timing of his marriages

    Imam Ali is reported in Tabaqat Ibn Sa3d (Sunnie Historian) to have 33 children 19 females and 14 males He is also known to have had 25 Wives. 9 of them we know their names and from number 10 to 25 we don’t know their names for some unknown reason!!!!

    There are conflicting reports so do not quote everything I paste here but this is one of the famous reports about the names of his wives:

    Imam Ali’s Wives and children:

    1) Fatima Alzahraa

    (Hasan, Husain, Muhsen, Zainab alkubra, Um kulthoom alkubra, Zainab alsughra)

    2) Emamah bint Aby al-3ass

    (mohamd alawsat)

    3) Khawla bint jafaar alhanafiah

    (Mohamad Alakbar)

    4) Fatima Bint Hizam alkilaabyah or Ummulbaneen

    (Abbas, Abdullah, Uthman, Jaffar)

    5) Laila Altamymyah

    (Ubaidullah, Abu bakr, Mohamad alasghar)

    6) Um habib Altaghlubyah

    (Umar alatraf , Ruqayah alkubra)

    7) Asmaa Bin Umais al Khath3amyah

    (Yahya, Aown)

    8) Um Sa3eed Bint Orwah

    (Ummulhasan, Ramlah alkubra, Um kalthoom)

    9) Mahyat bint Emree Alqais Alkalbyah

    (Small daughter that died early)

    10) Wife 10

    (Mohamad Alasghar)

    11) Wife 11

    (Umar alasghar)

    12) Wife 12

    (Zainab alSughra)

    13) Wife 13

    (Um kalthoom Alsughra)

    14) Wife 14

    (Nafeesa)

    15) Wife 15

    (Ruqayah alsughra)

    16) Wife 16

    (Um Hani)

    17) Wife 17

    (Fatima)

    18) Wife 18

    (ummulkiram)

    19) Wife 19

    (Um jafar, Jumanah)

    20) Wife 20

    (Um Salamah)

    21) Wife 21

    (Maymoonah)

    22) Wife 22

    (Khadeejah)

    23) Wife 23

    (Emamah)

    24) Wife 24

    (Ramlah alSughra)

    25) Wife 25

    (Umme Abeeha)

    According to sheikh al Mufid in Kitab Al-Irshad...Imam Ali Had 27 children...the wives thing is not specific...but he mentions 6 wives by name.....hmmMMMMMM I'd take shiekh mufid to be more reliable anyways.


  7. Sayyidah 'Aasiyah bint Muzaham (s), Sayyidah Maryam (s), Sayyidah Khadijah (s) and Sayyidah Fatimah (s)

    Hmm yes Aasiyah, Maryam, Khadija and Fatima (Peace be on dem all!!!!)

    Lady Zainab obviously is bigged up enough but she's not in the 4 cuz then it wouldn't be 4.....it would be 5 innit.

    But if there was a 5 then she would definitely be in it...this does not mean her status is being lowered at all, so all you " :o OH MY GORDDDDDDDDDDD" kind of people just relax


  8. I feel you...it is quite hard not having any trustworthy people around when you are in serious need of help. Most of my real friends I made when I was around 15/16 and some real ones are still around me alhamdulillah.

    I pray that you find some real Nikkahs to help you like they helped me. Just cuz I love my nikkahs...

    I shed blood........4 my nikkahs!

    Let a nikkah holla.........where ma nikkahs!?!?!?! ALL I WANNA HEAR................IS...

    RIGHT HERE MY NIKKAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  9. ASREWPIES:

    Wise muslim

    The Patriot

    And majority of the moderators excluding Zareen and Smiley and erm some of the new ones

    Genius Thinkers of the 21st Century:

    His Royal Highness Hazrat DFC ..may death and destruction rain down on his enemies.

    Try Hard:

    Wise Muslim

    Illegal Immigrant:

    The Patriot

    Comedian:

    Ya Aba Abdillah (hilarious I tell you!!!!)

    Wannabe Thinkers:

    Ali Zaki

    What the ~@*% are you talking about?

    Rawshni

    Servidor

    who the hell are you?

    Zahidda Syedda..and all those who write "WHAT ABOUT ME???" in every topic

    Oppressors:

    Most Moderators - La3natullah ala thalimeen wal insaan who create kathab ya get me

    Holier than thou:

    Most of you mo fos!!!!!


  10. Maybe he felt compelled to kiss his student. Maybe some evil voice in his head was playing a game of TRUTH OR DARE with him, and he just couldn't bring himself to answer a certain question to the voice...so he had to do a dare! And it was not any normal dare...he had to pick the most nastiest student in class!

    anyways most of you are on crack

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