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IF IM SEEING YOU ON FRIDAY IM BRINGIN YOU YOUR JAFFA CAKES!!
YEH I AM!! AN I'M BLACK!! OoOOo SHE GONNA LOVE ME FO SURE NOW NEVERMIND!!!
IMRAN mere oopar gobhi aur mutter pullow rub karo aur phir eik chamchaa keysaat khow..abhee iss wakht!! aii haii mazaa aagyaa
WHOOO DYOUU LOOOOVE??? ARRRE YOUUU SUUURE?? HOW YOU DOIN MISS MA NAME IS TIM IM FROM QUEENS
rub saalan all over my naak yaar oh yaar mereh jism ke oopar palak gosht lagoww!!! abheee iss wakht!!
yewwwwww wasteman..an you look like a wasteman..an you chat like a wasteman...don't deny it wasteman
Hello Darling, thanks very much for last night. You reminded me what it's like to be a woman again. xxx
I'm your number one fan! WOW...WHAT A GUY!!
iiiiiiiiiiiiiii'ts CHAHAT!!!! COME ON DOWWWN
sorry I meant I would have loved you to read me your raunchy poems*
uff bad english...sorry its cuz i iz from da ghetto
Hello Mr Everett I think you are fab! If I was a woman, I would have loved to read your raunchy poems to me everyday!!!!! YOU ARE GREAT KEEP IT UP!! xxxxxxxxx
YES YES GANGSTA!!! HOW U DOIN?? BIG UP YOURSELF MAN LETS WIPE THESE NEWBIE MO FO'S AN WANNABES OFF THE MAP YA GET ME!?!?!??!?!
HIP HIP HURAYYRAHHH
old skool safe bredda....big up your hairy chest
big up your nostrils mujahid..old skool bredda...wipin off these newbie mo fo's!! get me
Oops I did it again....I played with your cat...got lost in the game..oh baby baby oops u think I'm in lurrv an im sent from abooove..im not that masoom
hI ZAREEN i've noticed the patriot keeps coming on to view your profile..so if you're reading this the patriot...We are sorry your application into the United States has been unsuccessful.
The only cool mods are..Zareen, abdul Hujjah sometimes JLAinqatar....an thats it. The rest of them are wastemans who love power!!! la3natullah ala thalimeen.
timmen bagilleh wal dolma wal tabooulli hamoody ee ya3ni fil kulli saddam bes kafee fil hanging like al-himar!! kh kh kh walla kullish beoble saddam hang ..la7me la7me la7me shawarma...yallah inchebi masalama :)
OI OI !!!! SOUF SIDE LAYDEEEEE INNIT INNIT MAN GET ME AN DEN I SENT SANJEETA A TEXT YE AN DEN I SAID DAT ASIF VAS VOIN OUT WID MA BROVAS MOVA AN DEN I WAS LIKE OH MA GODDDD INNNITTT!!! RESPEKT TO DA LAY-DEEE INNNITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
She's right Ali Imran...it is definitely called 'growing old' she was in her 20's all those years ago..and now she should be filling out her application for her old age home.
shlonech ee walla ana himmarah ya3ni ana fancying kullish helwa walad..haatha habibi noor ul ein ismuhu Abu bakr xxx Ahabak ya abu bakr..Ya umar ya badeekh ya3ni khala khala khala shawarma
come back where are u!?!?! (U) HEARTBREAK
IS DAT MEGA ???:O DOWN MY ENDZ?? IN A T.T.?? BLINGIN :O WIT AN AFRO COMB IN HER HEAD???? DIZZYYY BLUD!!!...FLIPPIN DIZZZYYYY BLUD!!!
Oh my gaad!!!!! ARE YOU SYED? WOULD U MARRY A SYED? WAT SYED ARE YOU? ARE YOU A NAQVIII SYED?? VHAT SYED SYED SYED OH MY GAARD I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH!
WOW..LIKE ME AND GREG HAVE SO MANY GOOD TIMES TOGETHER! GREG REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT AROUND MUGGING THOSE GRANNIES? YOU LOOKED SO CUTE AS YOU ELBOWED THE FAT ONE! AWWWWWWWWW GREGGGYYY XXXXX
I once met cary years ago in a supermarket and funnily enough I recognised him because he was in the vitamin aisle looking for VITAMIN D. This fetish/obsession has got to stop!