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aliyah21

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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Flying_Eagle in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    There was an emergency meeting held by Wahhabis discussing what if their heads get worshipped, should they be chopped off?
    Abu Simzim, a known Wahhabi area man, has chopped off his own right hand. His friends tried in vain to prevent him for sanity reasons, but Abu Simzim felt that Tawheed would be better served by his right hand removed.
    “As soon as a homeless beggar kissed his hand he knew that it had to go,” says Omar Lili, Abu Simzim’s best friend. “We tried to tell him that it’s okay, but he insisted that only God is to be revered not his right hand.”
    Citing the Wahhabi demolitions of tombs, historic sites, and holy structures, Abu Simzim concluded that his right hand must be chopped off because it was being worshiped.
    “No, he is wrong,” says Sheikh Al Nibaani, his mentor, “Abu Simzim is wrong, we only demolish mosques, houses of Sahaba, erase Prophet’s memories, and chopping other people’s hands, that’s our job not chopping our own hands.”
    Abu Simzim is recovering but is worried about his head being worshipped because the Sheikh kissed his head. 
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from AmirioTheMuzzy in Advice From Ayatollah Bahjat   
    On the day of the martyrdom of Lady Fatima (AS) a person came up to Ayatollah Bahjat and said, "I send my condolences to you on the martyrdom of Sayeda Zahra (AS) as they slapped her." 
     
    Ayatollah Bahjat said: "Even now, today, they slap Sayeda Zahra (AS)." 
     
    The man asked, "How are they slapping Sayeda Zahra (AS) until today?" 
     
    Ayatollah Bahjat replied, "Every Shia woman who does not wear the hijab is slapping Sayeda Zahra (AS) in her face." 
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Gaius I. Caesar in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    There was an emergency meeting held by Wahhabis discussing what if their heads get worshipped, should they be chopped off?
    Abu Simzim, a known Wahhabi area man, has chopped off his own right hand. His friends tried in vain to prevent him for sanity reasons, but Abu Simzim felt that Tawheed would be better served by his right hand removed.
    “As soon as a homeless beggar kissed his hand he knew that it had to go,” says Omar Lili, Abu Simzim’s best friend. “We tried to tell him that it’s okay, but he insisted that only God is to be revered not his right hand.”
    Citing the Wahhabi demolitions of tombs, historic sites, and holy structures, Abu Simzim concluded that his right hand must be chopped off because it was being worshiped.
    “No, he is wrong,” says Sheikh Al Nibaani, his mentor, “Abu Simzim is wrong, we only demolish mosques, houses of Sahaba, erase Prophet’s memories, and chopping other people’s hands, that’s our job not chopping our own hands.”
    Abu Simzim is recovering but is worried about his head being worshipped because the Sheikh kissed his head. 
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from alisayyed in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    What do you call a Pakistani man with one hair left? 
    Iqbal.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Haji 2003 in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    What do you call a Pakistani man with one hair left? 
    Iqbal.
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    aliyah21 reacted to Haji 2003 in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    Hotel in Hong Kong. OK there is a glass door, but still.

     
    FWIW the hotel is in this area, which is quite trendy. So although you sleep next to the toilet, you pay US$150+ for the privilege.

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    aliyah21 reacted to starlight in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    Had a hearty laughter over this 
    Archaeologists Embarrassed After Farmer Admits to Building 'Ancient' Stone Circle in 1990s
    https://themindunleashed.com/2019/01/ancient-stone-circle-scotland-built-1990s.html?fbclid=IwAR0WBAs4Lii0Wc8y0Ui7zMowVUllcAFchORx-RfPcZ_p0_L0EwiRkiS-6x8
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    aliyah21 reacted to Haji 2003 in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
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    aliyah21 reacted to Haji 2003 in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    When we were younger, me aged 16 and my brother 10, I used to tutor him. But I was forbidden from calling him thick or stupid if he made any mistakes.
    Years later when he worked for the Ford Motor company he said he finally found out where I'd gotten the name I used to call him in exasperation.
    Nippon-Denso were in Ford's supply chain.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Zaynab_fr in Poor Jokes [OFFICIAL THREAD]   
    There was an emergency meeting held by Wahhabis discussing what if their heads get worshipped, should they be chopped off?
    Abu Simzim, a known Wahhabi area man, has chopped off his own right hand. His friends tried in vain to prevent him for sanity reasons, but Abu Simzim felt that Tawheed would be better served by his right hand removed.
    “As soon as a homeless beggar kissed his hand he knew that it had to go,” says Omar Lili, Abu Simzim’s best friend. “We tried to tell him that it’s okay, but he insisted that only God is to be revered not his right hand.”
    Citing the Wahhabi demolitions of tombs, historic sites, and holy structures, Abu Simzim concluded that his right hand must be chopped off because it was being worshiped.
    “No, he is wrong,” says Sheikh Al Nibaani, his mentor, “Abu Simzim is wrong, we only demolish mosques, houses of Sahaba, erase Prophet’s memories, and chopping other people’s hands, that’s our job not chopping our own hands.”
    Abu Simzim is recovering but is worried about his head being worshipped because the Sheikh kissed his head. 
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Hameedeh in Life Expectancy Calculator   
    Aw, I got 76 :donno:
     DC, what is your secret?! 
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from converter in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from TwelveGems in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Heavenly_Silk in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Son of Placid in Do you shake hand?   
    I personally try to avoid it. I used to feel very self conscious about this when I first started working because the majority of my coworkers are guys, but I've found that most people don't really care whether I do or don't return a handshake or a hug, so I dont see why I should overthink it.  
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Hameedeh in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from hasanhh in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from ali_fatheroforphans in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Islandsandmirrors in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Ashvazdanghe in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from notme in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Hameedeh in I made a browsable/searchable Shia Hadith website   
    Wow. I've only went through Al Kafi on my iPad right now and this is so easy to navigate through. Many thanks 
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    aliyah21 got a reaction from Zaho in What do you do when you're home alone?   
    When I have absolutely nothing to do I find I waste a lot of time holding my fridge door open looking for some answers lol.
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    aliyah21 reacted to hasanhh in What is your goal today?   
    ^^^^ A 3Minute Dinner?
    l takes me that long to get out of my chair.
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    aliyah21 reacted to Hameedeh in What is your goal today?   
    If you can do something in one minute, why wait until later? Do it now. Going to make dinner.  
    Edit: Okay, 3 minutes. Ramen noodles.  
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