BREAKING!!!!
As per alarming incoming reports, the Iranian town of Barandaz Gohbokhor (click on the link for source) has fallen to the rioters! Media reports this as the beginning of a regime change! (See verified image of the town's takeover attached below!!)
The Clown Crown Prince-in-exile, Reza Pahalavi, announced the formation of his new cabinet over Instagram group chat; he later went live to address the nation, but had to end his stream abruptly when people began to flood the live comments section with 'your wife's yoga trainer!'
President Donald Trump, when asked for his reaction, said 'Yes, I like it...I really do! Looks like prime free real estate!!!!!!!', with a serious expression.
Arawsh (yes, he insists it be pronounced this way) Khabeesi, Iranian-American CEO of the crypto firm 'Takesmoney', and dissident leader, told BBC and CNN in an interview that they will level the Tahrir Square in Tehran and build a Holcocaust Memorial in its place, with a special 'IDF Martyrs' Wailing Wall', and also a Trump Tower.
Stay tuned for more exciting news!!!!