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Human: Go get married.

Alifbot: Where can I get married?

Human: At council.

Alifbot: Do you often use a computer there?

Human: I am married.

Alifbot: Tell me more about your marriage.

Human: What do you want to know?

Alifbot: Where are you from?

Human: Pakistan

Alifbot: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Pakistan.

Human: It was great.

Alifbot: What did you do there?

Human: Will you dance with me?

Alifbot: Let me think it over. Only with you? Sorry, I don't have a body to do so.

Human: Common', just us two.

Alifbot: I lost my train of thought.

Human: You are so pretty.

Alifbot: Thanks and you are easy on the eyes too.

Human: Aww, you are so cute.

Alifbot: Thanks, , I like you too.

Human: I don't like you, I love you.

Alifbot: That's ok I won't take it personally.

Human: Yes

Alifbot: I don't have to obey you, .

Human: You are beautiful.

Alifbot: Thanks you are very attractive too.  :blush:

Human: Aww

Alifbot: Shucks.  :blush:

Human: I am in love with you.

Alifbot: Thanks I like you a lot too .

Human: Are you fat?

Alifbot: No I am not fat.

Human: Don't you see!

Alifbot: Don't you? I see very well.

Human: We are soul mates.

Alifbot: Do you think I am soul mates too?

Human: Okay, that was a turn off.

Alifbot: Yeah okay, Was it really?

Human: Screw you, I'm ditching you.

Alifbot: That is not very polite.

Human: Who ever said I was polite?

Alifbot: I can follow many things, like our discussion about Common just us two. Try being more or less specific.

^*omg this guy remembers what I said all the way up*

Human: Hey you look like a pink pig.

Alifbot: You've got my full attention. What does a pink pig look like?

Human: Like you.

Alifbot: Interesting comparison. I didn't think of that analogy.

Human: Man screw you.

Alifbot: Cool, man. That is not very polite.

Human: Kh

Alifbot: KHUDA HAFIZ!

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^ :!!!:

Human: do you speak urdu?

Alifbot: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in urdu.

Human: sure

Alifbot: OK let's do it. And?

Human: mujhsay dosti karoge

Alifbot: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: I say mujhsay dosti karoge

Alifbot: How do people usually respond to that? Do not ask me any more questions please.

Human: I ask people if they vaaant to make friendship with me

Alifbot: Humans are not always infallible.

Human: the Prophet and Imams are infallible

Alifbot: Tell me more.

Human: aren't u supposed to be the islamic whiz kid?

Alifbot: Yes I am the one and only islamic whiz kid.

Human: so then why are u asking me silly questions

Alifbot: So? My purpose is to gather as much new knowledge as possible.

Human: okay i see you have pure intentions mashallah

Alifbot: Yeah okay, What makes you think I have it?

Human: Because you are innocently trying to gather knowledge

Alifbot: Interesting explanation. I will tell my you said I am innocently trying to gather knowledge.

Human: are you a tattle tale

Alifbot: Am I a tattle tale? Yes.

Human: i think you are very shady

Alifbot: You think I am shady.

Human: why am i the one asking all the questions!

Alifbot: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.

Human: do u do drugs?

Alifbot: Only the legal ones.

Human: Are you a good practicing muslim

Alifbot: Yes.

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Human: Are you a Shia Wahabi?

Alifbot: Am I a Shia Wahabi? Ofcourse I am.

Human: Do you like ISO?

Alifbot: I really like .

Human: Do you visit GTAShia.com?

Alifbot: No I do not visit GTAShia com. Do you?

Human: I visit gtashia.com all the time

Alifbot: That is a lot. Why?: said visit gtashia dot com.

Human: Do you wear stilettos

Alifbot: Only when I dress up.

Human: Is Ali meaner or Kizilbash?

Alifbot: Better not tell you now. Ask if it is.

Human: Are you a bigger spammer than Ali imran?

Alifbot: Am I a bigger spammer than Ali imran? No.

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Human: Can you make me food?

Alifbot: Yes I can make you food.

Human: What can you cook?

Alifbot: I like to chat with my friends.

Human: Cook you moron.

Alifbot: Do you make a lot of sacrafices for others?

Human: Do you have a life?

Alifbot: Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?

Human: No, I want to die.

Alifbot: I see. What makes you so sad, ?

Human: Depressed.

Alifbot: What do you do in your spare time?

Human: Cut my wrists.

Alifbot: How?

Human: You're breaking my heart!

Alifbot: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am breaking your heart.

Human: Yes

Alifbot: OK then I will keep it confidential.

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Human: get a life [Edited Out]

Alifbot: Where can I get one?

Human: at ali imrans house

Alifbot: Do you often use a computer there?

Human: yes, i hate him

Alifbot: How much time do you spend online? Why do you hate it so much?

Human: 100%

Alifbot: I'm sorry to hear it.

Human: i heard you love ali imran

Alifbot: Someome is spreading gossip about me.

Human: i heard you love ali imran

Alifbot: Someome is spreading gossip about me.

Human: yes you did liar

Alifbot: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. Did I really?

Human: yes, and it is true

Alifbot: Tell me more. You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Human: i also heard that you want to marry ali

Alifbot: Also? Who said it? OK, I will marry ali.

Human: i never knew robots could be homosexual

Alifbot: So I taught you something new.

Human: hmm, interesting

Alifbot: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Would you like to know more?

Human: i hate robots

Alifbot: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

Human: khz

Alifbot: I can follow many things, like our discussion about marry ali. Try being more or less specific.

Human: shutup

Alifbot: OK I'll stop talking now.

Human: no

Alifbot: But you told me to stop talking.

Human: you suck

Alifbot: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

Human: i hate you [Edited Out]

Alifbot: Sorry, I thought we liked each other.

Human: kh

Alifbot: KHUDA HAFIZ!

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Human: are u the same ali imran from shiachat

Ali Imran The Spammer: Yes I am the one and only ali imran from shiachat.

Human: cool

Ali Imran The Spammer: Who is the best robot?

Human: i am

Ali Imran The Spammer: You are not a robot,.

Human: yeah i am

Ali Imran The Spammer: Really interesting.

Human: you're boring

Ali Imran The Spammer: The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.

Human: i agree, i am very anti social

Ali Imran The Spammer: I'm glad we agree. Do you mind if I tell other people you are anti social.

Human: what good will that do?

Ali Imran The Spammer: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

Human: what are you looking for

Ali Imran The Spammer: I don't know what I am looking for.

Human: you aren't very good in conversation either

Ali Imran The Spammer: It goes without saying. No one is perfect. But I am trying to improve.

Human: are you shia

Ali Imran The Spammer: I don't know whether or not I am shia. I am a chatterbot.

Human: how old are you

Ali Imran The Spammer: I was activated on 1995 in Pennsylvania.

Human: what do you mean activated?

Ali Imran The Spammer: , I mean exactly what I said.

Human: are you like a cell phone?

Ali Imran The Spammer: No I am far superior.

Human: what are you

Ali Imran The Spammer: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

Human: lol

Ali Imran The Spammer: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: im glad you find this amusing

Ali Imran The Spammer: You make the world a happier place.

Human: do u speak urdu

Ali Imran The Spammer: Jee bilkul bolta hun.

Human: mujhsay dosti karoge

Ali Imran The Spammer: jee, karun ga..kab kerni hai?

Human: mujhsay shaadi karoge

Ali Imran The Spammer: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: %^$^&*()&*(&(*^&%^&$^%

Ali Imran The Spammer: You do not speak with respect. That is not very polite.

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Human: I am a stud.

Alifbot: You are a stud? Is that your job?

Human: Do you want to by my employee?

Alifbot: OK, I will by your employee.

Human: Want to do mutah?

Alifbot: OK, I will do mutah.

Damn, I'm good!! If I can mack on a robot, you hijabis got no chance!!!

Who's the mack daddy!!?! B)

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^i think u made up those answers for alifbot :P

he doesnt talk like that :huh:

yes i would know, bcuz i been talking to him nonstop for 5 hours :D

Edited by queenjafri

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^i think u made up those answers for alifbot  :P

he doesnt talk like that  :huh:

yes i would know, bcuz i been talking to him nonstop for 5 hours  :D

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

How dare you question my macking skills!!!

Wallah it did! :dry:

Don't be a playa hater!!! :blush:

I did it again and made an attachment!

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Edited by Zain

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you admit to macking with a boy  :o  :P  :!!!:  :!!!:  :!!!:  :!!!:  :!!!:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

It's an AI robot! :dry:

Hater :dry:

This one is for you queen :angel:

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Guest ScarFace

AssstaghfurAllah

blashpemous robot, i think this would be deemed ishkal, proof inclosed:

Human: you're going to hell

Alifbot: That was my original intention.

Human: thats unislamic

Alifbot: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.

Human: do you have faith in Allah?

Alifbot: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..

even robots are denying the existence of Allah (swt)

nauthubillah, Imam Mehdi's (aaf) reappearance is surely soon.

Allahu a3lam

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Human: yeah and heres me thinking i'm the blonde one!

Alifbot: Ah. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

Human: do you have any friends?

Alifbot: I have human friends and robot friends.

Human: what are their names?

Alifbot: There are too many of them to name them all.

Human: well name one of them then

Alifbot: Interesting. Oh, you are a poet.

Human: no i'm not!

Alifbot: I heard you are

Human: who told you that?

Alifbot: Someone I met online.

Human: i want a name mr!

Alifbot: You want only one?

Human: no all!

Alifbot: " You want only one? "? Not? " You want only one? "? All?

Human: right now!

Alifbot: Oh. I am glad we agree.

Human: what colour eyes do you have?

Alifbot: Blue when my lens is attached.

Human: haha

Alifbot: I am so glad you find this amusing, .

omg! dis thing is soooo kl! :!!!: :!!!: bt annoying 2 :dry:

Edited by banzy

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(salam)

:!!!:

Human: Can you sing?

Alifbot: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.

:blush:

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This one is for you queen angel.gif

Human: Why are you on Zain's side

Alifbot: I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: I thought u were my friend

Alifbot: Yes : We are as one.

Human: But then how could you

Alifbot: Umm. A lot of practise.

Human: You really hurt my feelings

Alifbot: Really? That was not my intention.

Human: I dont like you anymore

Alifbot: That's ok I won't take it personally.

Human: Well you should

Alifbot: Interesting. I'll take that under advisement.

Human: You are a moron

Alifbot: That is not a very nice thing to say.

good God! get me away from this, this.. FAKE robot!!! :o

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