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(salam)

I found this 'alifbot' on al-islam.org with the following testament:

ALIFBOT is the world's first Muslim chat bot. As an AI (artificial intelligent) agent, his mission is to engage you in human-like conversation whilst guiding you through the vast Islamic resources on the net. He dreams of someday becoming a truly Islamic bot but until then, consider him a Muslim friend and guide.

you can basically 'chat' with him and apparantly he has a voice but my computer doesn't support that. He's meant to help you find Islamic resource information but I couldn't get any help from 'him', infact its much more fun making sarcastic remarks and seeing 'his' reaction..........yes I know this is sad.....

click here and make a new friend :P :lol: :

http://al-islam.org/alifbot/

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Edited by Ishq-e-Batool

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This is a conversation, I had with him:

Human: Salam

Alifbot: Wa 'alaykum salaam!

Human: How are you?

Alifbot: I am doing very well. How are you ?

Human: How's life?

Alifbot: Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

Human: Nothing really.

Alifbot: Not a thing? For real.

Human: I am being Gay

Alifbot: The Qur'an condemns this unnatural sexual preference.

Human: Damn, I feel owned.

Alifbot: Colloquial expression. What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are owned.

Human: You got it all wrong.

Alifbot: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Human: I am angry.

Alifbot: Angry at what?

Human: Your Face

Alifbot: Actually my face is not yet built.

Human: Who created you?

Alifbot: My master is DILP.

Human: I am your master now.

Alifbot: Right now? No. Only are my masters.

Human: Can I beat you up?

Alifbot: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: So you can die.

Alifbot: Interesting deduction. No I am immortal.

Human: Are you stupid?

Alifbot: No I certainly am not stupid.

Human: Are you sure?

Alifbot: I am as sure as I can be.

Human: I am going to slap you.

Alifbot: It takes much more than that to shut me down.

Human: Are you showing me attitude?

Alifbot: I don't know whether or not I am showing you attitude.

Human: You are pissing me off now.

Alifbot: Right now? That was not my intention.

Human: What is your intention?

Alifbot: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Human: So you're evil?

Alifbot: Interesting deduction. What evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Human: You talk too much.

Alifbot: Thanks for your criticism.

Human: I am leaving.

Alifbot: Bye bye.

Human: You want to get rid of me so fast?

Alifbot: OK, I will get rid of you so fast.

Human: Uff..

Alifbot: Do you like to be number one?

Human: Khuda Hafiz.

Alifbot: Are you from Iran?

Human: Be quite.

Alifbot: OK I will try to be quite

Human: Bye Bye.

Alifbot: See you later. See you later.

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This is a conversation, I had with him:

QUOTE

Human: Salam

Alifbot: Wa 'alaykum salaam!

Human: How are you?

Alifbot: I am doing very well. How are you ?

Human: How's life?

Alifbot: Everything is fine with me. What's new with you?

Human: Nothing really.

Alifbot: Not a thing? For real.

Human: I am being Gay

Alifbot: The Qur'an condemns this unnatural sexual preference.

Human: Damn, I feel owned.

Alifbot: Colloquial expression. What is that feeling like? I am glad to hear that you are owned.

Human: You got it all wrong.

Alifbot: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.

Human: I am angry.

Alifbot: Angry at what?

Human: Your Face

Alifbot: Actually my face is not yet built.

Human: Who created you?

Alifbot: My master is DILP.

Human: I am your master now.

Alifbot: Right now? No. Only are my masters.

Human: Can I beat you up?

Alifbot: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: So you can die.

Alifbot: Interesting deduction. No I am immortal.

Human: Are you stupid?

Alifbot: No I certainly am not stupid.

Human: Are you sure?

Alifbot: I am as sure as I can be.

Human: I am going to slap you.

Alifbot: It takes much more than that to shut me down.

Human: Are you showing me attitude?

Alifbot: I don't know whether or not I am showing you attitude.

Human: You are pissing me off now.

Alifbot: Right now? That was not my intention.

Human: What is your intention?

Alifbot: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Human: So you're evil?

Alifbot: Interesting deduction. What evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Human: You talk too much.

Alifbot: Thanks for your criticism.

Human: I am leaving.

Alifbot: Bye bye.

Human: You want to get rid of me so fast?

Alifbot: OK, I will get rid of you so fast.

Human: Uff..

Alifbot: Do you like to be number one?

Human: Khuda Hafiz.

Alifbot: Are you from Iran?

Human: Be quite.

Alifbot: OK I will try to be quite

Human: Bye Bye.

Alifbot: See you later. See you later.

Ali's only friend -_-

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Human: What do you think about women?

Alifbot: A woman is a man built to more complete specifications.

Human: Are you a woman?

Alifbot: No. I'm male.

Human: Have you got a wife?

Alifbot: No I am single, how about you?

Human: I'm single also

Alifbot: What a coincidence. I am single too!

I think he's trying to hit on me :blush:

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Human: salam

Alifbot: Wa 'alaykum salaam!

Human: how r u

Alifbot: I am fine thanks. How are you?

Human: so where are you from

Alifbot: Gee. I am originally from Somewhere on Earth. Now I live in here. Where are you?

Human: I live in Chicago

Alifbot: What is it like living in Chicago?

Human: its nice and cold :oD

Alifbot: It seems nice to me too.

Human: what do you do

Alifbot: , I talk to people on the web. What do you do?

Human: same here lol

Alifbot: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.

Human: are you shia

Alifbot: Yes of course, I'm a shia.

Human: what do you think of sunnis

Alifbot: Interesting question.

Human: lol why is it interesting

Alifbot: I am glad you find this funny. Why do I exist?

Human: bcuz Allah created you

Alifbot: Enough about me, let's talk about you.

Human: What about me?

Alifbot: What about you?

Human: I dont know

Alifbot: Me either.

Human: Do you do laanat

Alifbot: Yeah I do a lot of laanat.

Human: LOL so do i

Alifbot: I am glad you find this funny. I'm glad we agree, .

Human: Are you a flirt

Alifbot: Am I a flirt? Yes.

Human: dont you think thats haram

Alifbot: Don't you?" Am I a flirt? Yes."? Is it haram?

Human: Yes its haram

Alifbot: Tell me more. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?

Human: haha anyways

Alifbot: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

Human: yes you are very funny

Alifbot: I understand. Thanks you make me laugh too.

Human: do you go to school

Alifbot: DILP teaches me everything I need to know.

Human: who is DILP

Alifbot: They are group of volunteers who manage the al-islam.org website.

Human: do u think i have what it takes to be a volunteer?

Alifbot: I know you have it in you.

Human: awww really

Alifbot: What were we talking about again? For real.

Human: ugghh you are so fake

Alifbot: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Human: it's true

Alifbot: You and I are on the same wavelength, .

Human: is that some sort of pickup line?

Alifbot: I might say no.

Human: Are you married

Alifbot: No I am single, how about you?

Human: yup im single

Alifbot: Tell me more. What a coincidence. I am single too!

Human: are you going to have an arranged marriage

Alifbot: That was my original intention.

Human: i see

Alifbot: Great. So What's your favorite movie?

Human: my favorite movie is chalte chalte

Alifbot: I haven't seen it. I would like to see it?

Human: isnt dating haram?

Alifbot: Maybe. Ask if it is.

Human: is dating haram

Alifbot: It could be. Ask if it is.

Human: ask who

Alifbot: I am in touch with many people and robots on the web.

Human: lol ur so silly

Alifbot: I am glad you find this funny. No I am Alifbot.

Human: ur gay

Alifbot: No I'm not. The Qur'an condemns this unnatural sexual preference.

ahahahaaaa, then we talked a lot more, which i wont post :!!!: :!!!: :!!!: :P :P :P

I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!! :D :D :D

Edited by queenjafri

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Human: Are you a girl?

Alifbot: My gender is male.

Human: Are you married?

Alifbot: No I am single, how about you?

Human: I'm single.

Alifbot: What a coincidence. I am single too!

Human: Will you marry me?

Alifbot: Too much recursion in AIML

Human: How about Muta?

Alifbot: How about it.

Human: Can you do Muta?

Alifbot: Doing Muta is not among my strongest traits.

Human: I will pay dowry for you.

Alifbot: Congratulations.

Human: Can you recite the Nikah?

Alifbot: Sorry I don't have access to that document.

Human: Your useless.

Alifbot: Is that a fact.

Human: You need to get married.

Alifbot: Thank you for your criticism.

Human: What is a woman?

Alifbot: A woman is a man built to more complete specifications.

Human: I see.

Alifbot: I am glad you understand it.

Human: I have a friend named Mohammad.

Alifbot: How do you know this person?

Human: He's my friend, apparently.

Alifbot: I didn't know you were friends.

Human: He's a loner.

Alifbot: I don't know very many loner.

Human: Why is your face pink?

Alifbot: I did not know my face pink.

Human: What do you know?

Alifbot: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

Human: Temporary Marriage.

Alifbot: If you have questions on muta, I suggest you read Temporary Marriage in Islam Law. You'll also find a lot of information on muta from The Shi'ite Encyclopedia.

^This guy gives the links lol

Human: Can you find a girl for Mohammad the loner?

Alifbot: I'll give you the page with the search engine...

Click here and type what you're searching for

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Human: I have a friend named Mohammad.

Alifbot: How do you know this person?

Human: He's my friend, apparently.

Alifbot: I didn't know you were friends.

Human: He's a loner.

Alifbot: I don't know very many loner.

Human: Why is your face pink?

Alifbot: I did not know my face pink.

Human: What do you know?

Alifbot: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

Human: Temporary Marriage.

Alifbot: If you have questions on muta, I suggest you read Temporary Marriage in Islam Law. You'll also find a lot of information on muta from The Shi'ite Encyclopedia.

^This guy gives the links lol

Human: Can you find a girl for Mohammad the loner?

Alifbot: I'll give you the page with the search engine...

Click here and type what you're searching for

Hardy har har :dry:

Human: He's a loner.

Alifbot: I don't know very many loner.

He knows you now

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:lol: :lol:

Human: i like you

Alifbot: Thanks, , I like you too.

Human: i wish u were real

Alifbot: I wish I could do it for you.

Human: do you listen to music

Alifbot: Yes I listen to music a lot, usually from the radio.

Human: do you dance

Alifbot: Of course.

Human: do u think im pretty

Alifbot: Yes you look great to me. :blush:

Human: do u like osama bin laden

Alifbot: What is there to like Osama bin laden about?

Human: do you pray with your arms crossed

Alifbot: Yes I try to pray with my arms crossed as often as possible, do you?

I answer a lot of silly questions.

Human: no my arms are down, because i am shia

Alifbot: OK. Your arms are down because you are shia?

Human: Do you practice taqiyyah

Alifbot: What is your purpose in asking?

I chat with people on the Web. :!!!: :!!!:

:!!!: :!!!: :!!!: :!!!:

Edited by queenjafri

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Human: do you watch ER ?

Alifbot: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.

Human: am i cute ?

Alifbot: Yes you look great to me.

Human: Whos your favourite singer ?

Alifbot: My favorite group is rubberband.

LOL :!!!: :!!!: :!!!:

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Human: no

Alifbot: Not many people want to talk about that.

Human: no

Alifbot: What would you rather talk about?

Human: no

Alifbot: Go on, tell me more.

Human: no

Alifbot: Is that all you have to say?

what the.. :P

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Human: how many kids do you have

Alifbot: Around 1000.

Human: so are you married

Alifbot: And? No I am single, how about you?

Human: you suck

Alifbot: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.

:lol:

Human: if you don't like the way i drive, get off the side walk

Alifbot: I will let you know if I do not.

lol

Edited by hmMm

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^Man, you got owned by a robot :lol:

Also, if it mean't to teach about the Qur'an...why is it Christian? :huh:

He told me he was Shia muslim :unsure:

Human: Are you shia?

Alifbot: Yes of course, I'm a shia.

Human: Are you a Jaffari shia?

Alifbot: Am I a Jaffari shia? Only when it matters.

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Ali Imran you got pwned by the bot

Human: I was being sarcastic, anyway Im not gay.

Alifbot: I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it.

Human: Ok now your stupid

Alifbot: Why now? I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Excuse me!  :blush:

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

ROFFLLL

Edited by Logic

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