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  1. @Ibn al-Hussain Thank you for ruining it for me. We were having so much fun with this thread. I had almost finalised a deal with a publishing house for my book '101 ways to cook a wife'.
  2. People borrowing my stationery. I am terribly possessive about my stationery. My pens, notebooks and sticky notes are my life!
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  4. Ah I see you are not familiar with the God given right of polygamy.
  5. Heck, what kind of molana is this? Only Allah knows the time of our death, believing this is part of our faith. Give sadqa, relax , sip a cup of tea.
  6. Lol.... I have been college teacher for many years now and hence I come across hundreds of young people of all kinds. One of the aforementioned girls is my student who was caught making out with a boy in a classroom! So yes very interesting. For my college I lived away from home in a hostel for five years where again I came across all kinds of girls.Like some people I don't live in a delusional bubble where everyone around me is pious and holy. Islam doesn't teach you to judge on mere outward appearances so neither do SC moderators. [Edit] I wish instead of passing judgement on my supposed social circle you had given a reply to what I asked.
  7. Impressed like always by Saudi mufti's foresight and intellect. Who else could come up with such a simple solution to two of the biggest problems the humanity currently faces, hunger and over population, while at the same time tackling the growing problem of high female to male ratio. Sheer Genius.
  8. Yes, GC, just like not all men with beards are pious and not all non bearded men are lacking in faith the same way not all hijabi girls are modest and not all non hijabis are immodest. I am not undermining the importance of hijab but this black and white thinking is over simplistic and not a good gauge for judgement of character. A change in outward appearance is the easiest way to deceive people.
  9. What about a hijabi who is involved in haram relationships with men? I know of burqa wearing girls who sleep around.
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  11. Changing excessively large fonts to normal sized is injustice and intolerace? Sounds funny when an admirer of Umar talks about injustice when the aforementioned didn't let the Prophet (saw) write his will.
  12. Err... I am feeling merciful right now.
  13. @DigitalUmmah Most likely muscular pain.