Ok I'll give it a try ,I speak a bit turkish...but dont laugh,only tell me if you can ubderstand,o and when you read try to prononce the letters I write,in english ok..
hmmmm,ben kiz conosh kuchuk turkie,hmmm,chinke ben chock sevior ablam(my sister friend)...hmmm...ohhhhhhh I cant continue anymore

,chunke ben hayir chok conosh turkiye...lutfan hayir(laugh),tamam?(<---I was trying to say dont laugh at me)...Oh its soooooooo bad I forgot how to read turkish and much less do i remember how to write....my memory is "churkin"...
but turkie insaan(people) chok guzel(really nice),Ok I know you guys say "guzel" only for beautiful girls,but I was trying to say "nice" in turkish,cant remember...hmmm what else,hayir bak yorssun(<--stop looking at)my mispetl words...

...ben 'memory' yok,bilmiyorum nerde ben 'memory'?...ok ok fine I'll stop saying understandable phrases....
But to tell the truth,I was socked there are turkish shiaas?I thought they were either sunnis or 3alawis....hmmm Its nice to see there are shiaa in Turkie,I've been there,Its a very nice country and the people were very welcoming,the thing is,how to deal with people when they dont understand you nor do we understood them(at the time),cuz now I can understand a bit and talk like a one year old turkish baby,which means,some poeple can understand my humble accent...
anyway,sorry for talking much...