- You have a hard time remembering numbers (how many times to pray, how many rakats, how many wives of Muhammad pbuh, how many imams, etc)
- You have a hard time pronouncing peoples names
- You are constantly readjusting your hijab
- You can't stop scratching your beard
- "What the heck is a Madhab?"
- "What's the difference between Sunni and Shia?"
- "Are you SURE that it's haraam? But it's my favorite. "
- "No, I think Music is okay to listen to"
- "Why do I have to follow a marji'?"
- "What's that curtain for?"
- "I find girls in hijab more attractive now . . ."
- "How do you say that sound? Khhh . . . khhhhhhhh . . . khhhhhh" *chokes*
- "I think his name was 'that brown guy with a beard'"
- You have to sing a stupid song just to remember what Islamic month it is :$
Feel free to add as many as you like. Just keep 'em appropriate.
Edited by Zulfiqar-e-Ali, 04 July 2012 - 10:48 PM.