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[Noah107]

Im a revert and one of the things I love about Islam is that I will get 10, 000 female hoors in heaven after i die :-)

Now Christianity never promised me that lmao

but my wife argues that she will get 10,000 hoor males . Now I dont want her to have 10,000 make hoors because i argue that I should be enough for her  in heaven lol

Ive asked this to my muslim mates and they agree with me. women do not get male hoors. it is only muslim men who get female hoors.


now im very partial to heavenly hoors:-)
please clarify anyone

[AR2011]

the more u post, the more u sound like a troll or a female in disguise. is that u LP?

[~Zee Zee~]

AR you're just sour because of that Zebra post LOL  , but nope not I.

Edited by LebanesePrincess, 14 May 2012 - 06:22 PM.

[AR2011]

lol that was a bit too quick to not be suss

[Mutah_King]

LOOOOOOL of course they don't, dream on sisters bahahaha.

[~Zee Zee~]

I think Noah107 is your  alter ego, AR LOOOL

Btw Noah 107 shouldnt you be in pain because you went to the doc's for a certain procedure?

Edited by LebanesePrincess, 14 May 2012 - 06:24 PM.

[Noah107]

 LebanesePrincess, on 14 May 2012 - 06:28 PM, said:

I think Noah107 is your  alter ego, AR LOOOL

Btw Noah 107 shouldnt you be in pain because you went to the doc's for a certain procedure?

 LebanesePrincess, on 14 May 2012 - 06:28 PM, said:

I think Noah107 is your  alter ego, AR LOOOL

Btw Noah 107 shouldnt you be in pain because you went to the doc's for a certain procedure?

gonna get snipped later this week LP.... will be thinking of my 10,000 hoor virgins waiting for me in paradise  when i get it done lol

[AR2011]

lol LP dont be so defensive. its ok, u can admit it to me via pm if u want

[Noah107]

 Mutah_King, on 14 May 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:

LOOOOOOL of course they don't, dream on sisters bahahaha.

 Mutah_King, on 14 May 2012 - 06:23 PM, said:

LOOOOOOL of course they don't, dream on sisters bahahaha.

Thats cool Mutah king.... but my wife wants evidence that they dont get male hoors?   she's a wiley one is my wife. where is the evidence that says that women dont get virgin male hoors in heaven????  

[~Zee Zee~]

why are you planning on dying during the operation?

[Noah107]

 LebanesePrincess, on 14 May 2012 - 06:37 PM, said:

why are you planning on dying during the operation?

 LebanesePrincess, on 14 May 2012 - 06:37 PM, said:

why are you planning on dying during the operation?

someone told me only martyrs for the hoors,
erm... for 10, 000 virgin female hoors i would gladly die but i dont think you'd call dying after a botched circumcision a matrydom! what say you?

[~Zee Zee~]

 Noah107, on 14 May 2012 - 06:41 PM, said:

someone told me only martyrs for the hoors,
erm... for 10, 000 virgin female hoors i would gladly die but i dont think you'd call dying after a botched circumcision a matrydom! what say you?

No one has died and come back to tell....so it's worth a try brother....worth a try...maybe your wife can hire a psychic that speaks with the spirits once you've crossed the other side. She can report back to us.

Edited by LebanesePrincess, 14 May 2012 - 06:45 PM.

[Abu Hadi]

In case the question was actually legit.
It clearly states in the Quran (I can look up the exact ayat if you want) that you will get in Paradise 'what you wish'.
So if you wish for 10,000 or 100,000 or more you will get it and if she wishes for 10,000 or 100,000 male houris, she will get that too
The rules that things operate by on this earth are different than the rules things operate by in Paradise.
The ability of Allah(s.w.a) to reward his faithful servants and the generosity of Allah(s.w.a) is truly unlimited.
The fact that it is limited on earth is only to test us and it doesn't reflect the actual ability of Allah(s.w.a) to reward or punish also.
(It mentions male houris in the Quran but it doesn't describe them in the same way it describes the female ones).
Is 'what you wish' clear enough ? There will be no jealously in Paradise as there will be nothing bad there.
The main thing to focus on now is actually getting there, because it's not easy at all to get there.
Doing the Shahada is only the first step.

BTW, if you die during the surgery (circumcision) and your intention is to do this surgery to fulfill the obligation that Allah(s.w.a) has placed on you, then you die as a Shaheed. It's similar to if you die at Hajj. If you look at probability though, very unlikely that you will die, assuming that the operation is done by a qualified professional under sanitary conditions. Don't, though, get the crazy idea to find someone who is not qualified to do the surgery, because if you do something intentionally to harm yourself, then what I said previously is null and void.

Edited by Abu Hadi, 14 May 2012 - 07:07 PM.

[Noah107]

thats very sound advice Moderator Sahib about the circumcision.

about the male hoors- my wife is laughing at me while reading your post and has become an instant fan of urs.

' I rest my case '  my wife declares.

[Abu Hadi]

Well I hope knowing the above will make the surgery a little easier for you. I am also a revert to Islam but I thank Allah(s.w.a) every day that I was circumcised when I was a few days old. May Allah(s.w.a) help you. Salam.

BTW, my family was Christian and it wasn't common in those days for them to circumcise, but Alhamduillah the doctor who delivered me was Jewish and he asked my mom if she wanted me circumcised, and he kind of insisted on it so she agreed. Going thru it at a later age is not the easiest thing in the world. All the guys here are doing duaa for you. (some of the sisters too probably, lol, but they probably can't relate as well).

Edited by Abu Hadi, 14 May 2012 - 07:15 PM.

[AR2011]

abu hadi, that means u were destined to be a muslim.   
or a jew lol

Edited by AR2011, 14 May 2012 - 07:18 PM.

[Abu Hadi]

True. I'm glad I chose option A.

[Noah107]

for me circumcision will be easy. its even proven in western culture to be good for men and their women.
1, my muslim male friends tell me that men become better longer lasting  lovers due to the de-sensitizing of the male organ after the removal of the foreskin.
2, many studies have proven that circumsized males wives are less likely to get cervical cancer. the foreskin if not kept clean can harbour many ills so i dont want to pass that onto my wife.
3, and ofcourse if Allah fobids it then what better reason to part with it.

thankyou for your Duas

[Jihadi]

 Abu Hadi, on 14 May 2012 - 06:43 PM, said:

In case the question was actually legit.
It clearly states in the Quran (I can look up the exact ayat if you want) that you will get in Paradise 'what you wish'.
So if you wish for 10,000 or 100,000 or more you will get it and if she wishes for 10,000 or 100,000 male houris, she will get that too
The rules that things operate by on this earth are different than the rules things operate by in Paradise.
The ability of Allah(s.w.a) to reward his faithful servants and the generosity of Allah(s.w.a) is truly unlimited.
The fact that it is limited on earth is only to test us and it doesn't reflect the actual ability of Allah(s.w.a) to reward or punish also.
(It mentions male houris in the Quran but it doesn't describe them in the same way it describes the female ones).
Is 'what you wish' clear enough ? There will be no jealously in Paradise as there will be nothing bad there.
The main thing to focus on now is actually getting there, because it's not easy at all to get there.
Doing the Shahada is only the first step.

BTW, if you die during the surgery (circumcision) and your intention is to do this surgery to fulfill the obligation that Allah(s.w.a) has placed on you, then you die as a Shaheed. It's similar to if you die at Hajj. If you look at probability though, very unlikely that you will die, assuming that the operation is done by a qualified professional under sanitary conditions. Don't, though, get the crazy idea to find someone who is not qualified to do the surgery, because if you do something intentionally to harm yourself, then what I said previously is null and void.

tell me were does it say females will get man hoor ?....is there any hadith atleast one from the prophet or imams

[Ali_Hussain]

 Abu Hadi, on 14 May 2012 - 06:43 PM, said:

In case the question was actually legit.
It clearly states in the Quran (I can look up the exact ayat if you want) that you will get in Paradise 'what you wish'.
So if you wish for 10,000 or 100,000 or more you will get it and if she wishes for 10,000 or 100,000 male houris, she will get that too
The rules that things operate by on this earth are different than the rules things operate by in Paradise.
The ability of Allah(s.w.a) to reward his faithful servants and the generosity of Allah(s.w.a) is truly unlimited.
The fact that it is limited on earth is only to test us and it doesn't reflect the actual ability of Allah(s.w.a) to reward or punish also.
(It mentions male houris in the Quran but it doesn't describe them in the same way it describes the female ones).
Is 'what you wish' clear enough ? There will be no jealously in Paradise as there will be nothing bad there.

That is a bit speculative, why then if a women has two husbands, and all three go to heaven, can she not remain married to both of them, if there is no jealousy?

[Gasy]

 Noah107, on 14 May 2012 - 06:12 PM, said:

Im a revert and one of the things I love about Islam is that I will get 10, 000 female hoors in heaven after i die :-)

Now Christianity never promised me that lmao

but my wife argues that she will get 10,000 hoor males . Now I dont want her to have 10,000 make hoors because i argue that I should be enough for her  in heaven lol

Ive asked this to my muslim mates and they agree with me. women do not get male hoors. it is only muslim men who get female hoors.


now im very partial to heavenly hoors:-)
please clarify anyone

               what about Gilman

[Abu Hadi]

 Jihadi, on 14 May 2012 - 07:45 PM, said:

tell me were does it say females will get man hoor ?....is there any hadith atleast one from the prophet or imams

تَرَى الظَّالِمِينَ مُشْفِقِينَ مِمَّا كَسَبُوا وَهُوَ وَاقِعٌ بِهِمْ وَالَّذِينَ آمَنُوا وَعَمِلُوا الصَّالِحَاتِ فِي رَوْضَاتِ الْجَنَّاتِ لَهُم مَّا يَشَاؤُونَ عِندَ رَبِّهِمْ ذَلِكَ هُوَ الْفَضْلُ الكَبِيرُ

Thou wilt see the Wrong-doers in fear on account of what they have earned, and (the burden of) that must (necessarily) fall on them. But those who believe and work righteous deeds will be in the luxuriant meads of the Gardens: they shall have, before their Lord, all that they wish for. That will indeed be the magnificent Bounty (of Allah..

Holy Quran 42:22

(Note: see that part I underlined ? If you know Arabic you know that includes male houris. Also, a note on translation.
The phrase 'anda rabihim' means 'from their Lord' not 'before their Lord'. So a better translation of that phrase would be 'In Paradise, their Lord will give them everything they wished for'.  )

Edited by Abu Hadi, 15 May 2012 - 04:58 AM.

[Ugly Jinn]

There is no such thing as ''male hooris" in the Quran. All hooris in the Quran have descriptive qualities of a female.

Also a sample of how it's directed towards men:

[Pickthal 55:56] Therein are those of modest gaze, whom neither man nor jinni will have touched before them.

Anyways, there are hadiths regarding this in detail about conditions/requirements and what partners females can get but I'm too lazy to find them.

Edited by Ugly Jinn, 15 May 2012 - 06:02 AM.

[Marbles]

Debauchery in heaven. Hmmm.

[alimohamad40]

Polygamy is naturally desired only by men and females naturally desire one man hence god only promised the men with multiple female wives hoor Aleen . Allah rewards the human with what they love and desire not what they despise and the female despises having multiple males in her normal conditions
But if you talk about abnormalities and contradicting the instincts then many humans desire very ugly things so will they be given it I heaven? For example gays ( yuk) . I think people who have made it to heaven do not desire ugly things and hence no gays or females desiring multiple men at once. but in heaven she can become more than one person and each takes a different husband lol

Edited by alimohamad40, 15 May 2012 - 07:07 AM.