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#1 Saintly_Jinn23

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:11 PM

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The race for a Senate seat from Virginia may evolve into a cat fight now that one Springfield resident has tossed his collar into the ring.


Hank may not be the typical political animal: he has spent time on the streets; he's never voted; and he really doesn't seem to like wearing clothes to do his best work.


That's right, former Virginia Govs. George Allen ® and Tim Kaine (D) now face a feline foe. Hank's a former street cat and political independent who advocates a job creation platform and "milk in every bowl."

According to his Twitter account

, Hank is also passionate about the creation of a Privacy Bill of Rights and the protection of consumer data.


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Posted 13 March 2012 - 02:20 PM

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Awwwwwwwww.

He'd have my vote anyday.

At least the only thing coming out of his mouth would be furballs.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:23 PM

Little fella is cute. :D

But has he been vetted yet? :angel:

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:31 PM

I wouldnt trust it as far as i could throw it!...which is probably quite far :Hijabi:

Now if they had a bear candidate, that would be proper cool.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 03:35 PM

View Post~Ruqaya, on 13 March 2012 - 03:31 PM, said:

I wouldnt trust it as far as i could throw it!...which is probably quite far :Hijabi:

Now if they had a bear candidate, that would be proper cool.

Cats> Bears.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 04:08 PM

^ pfft! bears have no fear of big cats. I wouldnt quote from 'a brief history of bears' by Bernd Brunner, but i cant find the page i remember reading, but i found similar info online: ' Modern lion skulls are thin enough that one decent blow from a bear will crush it, killing the lion instantly. California settlers during the Gold Rush found this out the cruel way, as they organized fights between bears and various other animals as a rather sick way to pass the time, eventually shipping in African lions in a futile attempt to give the bears a challenge'

The bear just bops the cat on a skill and he's finished.

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 07:05 PM

RAWRRRRR




Ok it's not a grizzly, it's an asiatic, but still... a case of a cat scaring away a BEAR! :shifty:

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Posted 13 March 2012 - 07:56 PM

Lol aww and grr, i think it was only adolescent. If it was a mummy bear with cubs it would be different story ^_^

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