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5 Things You Never Want To Do
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 12:40 PM
Name 5 things you would never ever want to do in your life. E.g.places you'd never want to go, food you'd never want to eat, people you'd never want to meet, etc.
Oh and you can't write anything you' ve already done.
Oh and you can't write anything you' ve already done.
Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth, nor are you as tall as the mountains.
-Quran (17:37)
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 01:03 PM
MadeehaBatool23, on 15 February 2012 - 01:01 PM, said:
@Replicant- LOL you really hate fish, don't you?
May God protect me from hellfire in the afterlife, and fish in this life.
Edited by Replicant, 15 February 2012 - 01:04 PM.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 01:08 PM
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 01:18 PM
MadeehaBatool23, on 15 February 2012 - 12:40 PM, said:
Name 5 things you would never ever want to do in your life. E.g.places you'd never want to go, food you'd never want to eat, people you'd never want to meet, etc.
Oh and you can't write anything you' ve already done.
Oh and you can't write anything you' ve already done.
1. Eat meat ( save fish)
2. Drink milk
3. hurt any human
4. Ignore important Islamic religious dates
5. Mixed weddings
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 01:26 PM
- I never want to be in a cave
- I never want to eat weetabix
- I never want to eat a banana (weetabix and bananas together would be even worse)
- I never want to go inside a pyramid.
- I never want to drink tea.
Okay, I cheated with number 2, 3 and 5, but I couldn't think of anything else that I haven't already done.
- I never want to eat weetabix
- I never want to eat a banana (weetabix and bananas together would be even worse)
- I never want to go inside a pyramid.
- I never want to drink tea.
Okay, I cheated with number 2, 3 and 5, but I couldn't think of anything else that I haven't already done.
Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth, nor are you as tall as the mountains.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 01:46 PM
Replicant, on 15 February 2012 - 01:29 PM, said:
^Banana and weetabix is very nice.
I went in a pyramid this summer too. It's not as bad as it seems.
I went in a pyramid this summer too. It's not as bad as it seems.
Ismahan007, on 15 February 2012 - 01:44 PM, said:
They taste good
No it's not! Weetabix doesn't even have a taste, it tastes like mashed up grey nothingness!
And what if the pyramid collapsed on top of you? They're thousands of years old, so you never know...
Edited by MadeehaBatool23, 15 February 2012 - 01:51 PM.
Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth, nor are you as tall as the mountains.
-Quran (17:37)
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 01:57 PM
MadeehaBatool23, on 15 February 2012 - 01:46 PM, said:
And what if the pyramid collapsed on top of you? They're thousands of years old, so you never know...
Edited by Replicant, 15 February 2012 - 01:58 PM.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:14 PM
MadeehaBatool23, on 15 February 2012 - 01:46 PM, said:
No it's not! Weetabix doesn't even have a taste, it tastes like mashed up grey nothingness!
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:34 PM
1)never want to eat or drink any haram food or drink
2) never want to break heart of anyone
3)never want to meet enemies of Al bait a.s
4)never want to see anyone one in pain
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5)never want to see myself without parda
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:40 PM
1) Get a Brazilian wax
2) Disrespect a lady; because they get Brazilian waxes for us and that's very painful
3) Miss out on a chance to kill wahabis
I am open for anything else
2) Disrespect a lady; because they get Brazilian waxes for us and that's very painful
3) Miss out on a chance to kill wahabis
I am open for anything else
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 02:50 PM
BillyJo, on 15 February 2012 - 02:40 PM, said:
1) Get a Brazilian wax
2) Disrespect a lady; because they get Brazilian waxes for us and that's very painful
3) Miss out on a chance to kill wahabis
I am open for anything else
2) Disrespect a lady; because they get Brazilian waxes for us and that's very painful
3) Miss out on a chance to kill wahabis
I am open for anything else
LOL.
- taraweeh. my arabic's terrible as it is, reading @ 50 mph wont help.
-eat pork. that stuff looks gross.
-go to hell
-live in pakistan. dont even need to explain this .__.
-grow a beard. they look [Edited Out]ly and uncomfortable.
Edited by haidernyc, 15 February 2012 - 02:50 PM.
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"Sometimes you find requests are not immediately granted. Do not be disappointed. Fulfillment of desires rest in the true purpose or intention of the prayer. More often fulfillment is delayed because merciful Lord wants to bestow upon you suitable rewards. In the meantime bear patiently hardships, believing sincerely in His help. You will get better favours, because, unknowingly you may ask for things which are really harmful to you. Many of your requests, if granted, may bring eternal damnation. So at times, withholding fulfillment is a blessing in disguise."
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 03:00 PM
~Ruqaya, on 15 February 2012 - 02:24 PM, said:
My non serious list (although i do mean it) :
- cut off a trapped limb
- be close enough to a shark that i can see it
- eat offal
- meet Jeremy Clarkson
- cut off a trapped limb
- be close enough to a shark that i can see it
- eat offal
- meet Jeremy Clarkson
That was only 4 things. Sorry, you have to come up with #5.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 05:07 PM
Never want to take off my hijab at weddings.
Never want to be on a jury.
Never want to be arrested.
Never want to eat sushi.
Never want to swim with fish.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 05:29 PM
Bismehe Ta3ala,
Assalam Alikum.
What is it with women and fish?
Fish is delicious.
1) Do Drugs/Alcohol
2) Eat Raw Kidney or kirsh (a intestines stuffed dish of rice and meat or whatever)
3) Drink Non-Alcoholic beer
4) Smoke Argeela
5) Go on that stupid show Fear Factor
M3 Salamah, FE AMIN Allah
Assalam Alikum.
What is it with women and fish?
Fish is delicious.
1) Do Drugs/Alcohol
2) Eat Raw Kidney or kirsh (a intestines stuffed dish of rice and meat or whatever)
3) Drink Non-Alcoholic beer
4) Smoke Argeela
5) Go on that stupid show Fear Factor
M3 Salamah, FE AMIN Allah
Edited by Laayla, 15 February 2012 - 05:38 PM.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 05:49 PM
-Eat poo
-Eat pork
-Drink beer
-become gay
-go india
Btw, i thought the sisters were going to write give birth to quadruplets or suttin?
Good one, fear factor and one of those shows where u have to eat some next up animals.
-Eat pork
-Drink beer
-become gay
-go india
Btw, i thought the sisters were going to write give birth to quadruplets or suttin?
Laayla, on 15 February 2012 - 05:29 PM, said:
5) Go on that stupid show Fear Factor
Good one, fear factor and one of those shows where u have to eat some next up animals.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 09:03 PM
~Ruqaya, on 15 February 2012 - 02:24 PM, said:
- cut off a trapped limb
Have you seen that movie where the guy gets his arm stuck under a rock and he has to cut it off?
haidernyc, on 15 February 2012 - 02:50 PM, said:
-live in pakistan. dont even need to explain this .__.
Why not? I'd love to live in Pakistan
Hezbollah313(Sameer), on 15 February 2012 - 05:49 PM, said:
Btw, i thought the sisters were going to write give birth to quadruplets or suttin?
LOL I never thought of it, but I'd never want to do that, either.
Do not walk proudly on the earth; your feet cannot tear apart the earth, nor are you as tall as the mountains.
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Posted 15 February 2012 - 09:53 PM
MadeehaBatool23, on 15 February 2012 - 09:03 PM, said:
Why not? I'd love to live in Pakistan
would you really like to have a bunch of lizards creep into the bathroom while your showering? might i add that the toilets= holes in the ground, and there are no tubs
and i love sitting on the bus without anyone hitting on me. the waters clean here, and i dont have to worry about the light going out, alhamdulillah!
Someone picked up the head of Hussain: "These lips that kissed The Prophet now kiss the dust."
"Sometimes you find requests are not immediately granted. Do not be disappointed. Fulfillment of desires rest in the true purpose or intention of the prayer. More often fulfillment is delayed because merciful Lord wants to bestow upon you suitable rewards. In the meantime bear patiently hardships, believing sincerely in His help. You will get better favours, because, unknowingly you may ask for things which are really harmful to you. Many of your requests, if granted, may bring eternal damnation. So at times, withholding fulfillment is a blessing in disguise."
-Ameerul Mu'mineen (AS)
http://www.duas.org/qunoot.htm
"Sometimes you find requests are not immediately granted. Do not be disappointed. Fulfillment of desires rest in the true purpose or intention of the prayer. More often fulfillment is delayed because merciful Lord wants to bestow upon you suitable rewards. In the meantime bear patiently hardships, believing sincerely in His help. You will get better favours, because, unknowingly you may ask for things which are really harmful to you. Many of your requests, if granted, may bring eternal damnation. So at times, withholding fulfillment is a blessing in disguise."
-Ameerul Mu'mineen (AS)
http://www.duas.org/qunoot.htm
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haidernyc, on 15 February 2012 - 02:50 PM, said:
-live in pakistan. dont even need to explain this .__.
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I agree.
Anyway. My list...
1. Never want to marry an idiot.
2. Never want to produce idiot children.
3. Never want to run somebody over.
4. Never want to pee my pants in public.
5. Never want to die.
haidar al karrar, on 30 September 2010 - 05:29 PM, said:
LET'S CHANGE THE RULES!!!! LANAT ON FULAN AND FULAN!!!
macisaac, on 22 July 2011 - 02:37 PM, said:
And don't play coy with claiming to not know who the fulans and fulanas are...
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