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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:41 AM

View PostMutah_King, on 08 February 2012 - 07:39 AM, said:

Complete half our deen... nikkah please, get real.  The only reasons you lot want to get married is because you cant control that thing between your legs (legit reason), and also to experience that warm tingly feeling every time she calls your name.  Dont worry, that feeling wont last long either, soon enough you will be digging for that mouth tape you invested a G in.

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:41 AM

So that she can cook for me :D
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:43 AM

View Postlalala123, on 08 February 2012 - 06:11 AM, said:

That's easy for you to say...you're married.  Spare a thought for us single desperados

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:47 AM

View Postmuslimah1, on 08 February 2012 - 07:28 AM, said:

GOO FOR IT, if there nice and pick one only loll dont take them both haha :P, sheikhs are good at setting people up you can be married in no time!

Last Time, when my family set my meeting with sheikh, He asked only two questions...........


Sheikh: Mashallah your parents have told me about you, What's your age?

Me:  I'm 22

Sheikh: :no: U look very older than this, at least 25.......

Me: :donno:

Next question
Sheikh: Which Syed r u????

Me: I don't really care about it,

Sheikh to my family: "Loo Geeee ISS Ki SHADI to KABI NAI HO SAKTI "..................... "This Lad will never get married"

Me: :donno: :donno: :donno: :donno: :donno: ......................... :wacko:


That was it, :excl: :excl: :excl:

What is "the world" except the forgetfulness of God.

It is not family, possessions, wife and children.


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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:50 AM

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:55 AM

View PostMutah_King, on 08 February 2012 - 07:39 AM, said:

and also to experience that warm tingly feeling every time she calls your name.

Hell YES, where do I sign up?

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 07:58 AM

View PostMushu, on 08 February 2012 - 07:33 AM, said:

Lool nahh i'm not that shallow that i'd go for them for that reason :lol:

Well, first and foremost I need a girl who will agree to come with me to live in Najaf whilst I spend my years in the Hawzah. Not many girls these days would be willing to do that.

ahh come down to my community theres heaps that would love to go to najaf and live there....


View PostMutah_King, on 08 February 2012 - 07:39 AM, said:

Complete half our deen... nikkah please, get real.  The only reasons you lot want to get married is because you cant control that thing between your legs (legit reason), and also to experience that warm tingly feeling every time she calls your name.  Dont worry, that feeling wont last long either, soon enough you will be digging for that mouth tape you invested a G in.

yeh and ? why make it seem like its so bad to get married for that reason, thats one of the reason people do get married, and that doesnt mean you rule out the religious side to it. yeh people want to get married to fulfil their desires but also to please Allah swt because marriage is something loved my Him.

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Last Time, when my family set my meeting with sheikh, He asked only two questions...........


Sheikh: Mashallah your parents have told me about you, What's your age?

Me:  I'm 22

Sheikh: :no: U look very older than this, at least 25.......

Me: :donno:

Next question
Sheikh: Which Syed r u????

Me: I don't really care about it,

Sheikh to my family: "Loo Geeee ISS Ki SHADI to KABI NAI HO SAKTI "..................... "This Lad will never get married"

Me: :donno: :donno: :donno: :donno: :donno: ......................... :wacko:


That was it, :excl: :excl: :excl:

LOLLLL omg that made me laugh so much hahaahhahahhahahahaha lolllllllll i keep laughing hahahahha

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:00 AM

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:01 AM

View PostDawud., on 08 February 2012 - 08:00 AM, said:

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LOLLLL hahahhaha so many girls are like that it kills me i just want to slap them !

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You are as I like You to be, so make me as You want me to be!


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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:22 AM

View PostDawud., on 08 February 2012 - 07:43 AM, said:

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It's on my to do list.

View Posthaidar al karrar, on 30 September 2010 - 05:29 PM, said:

LET'S CHANGE THE RULES!!!! LANAT ON FULAN AND FULAN!!!

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  And don't play coy with claiming to not know who the fulans and fulanas are...

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:29 AM

View PostMushu, on 08 February 2012 - 07:33 AM, said:

Lool nahh i'm not that shallow that i'd go for them for that reason :lol:

Well, first and foremost I need a girl who will agree to come with me to live in Najaf whilst I spend my years in the Hawzah. Not many girls these days would be willing to do that.

You need to find one that didn't grow up in the west. Someone who grew up somewhere like Afghanistan, following you would be like heaven for her :D

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:30 AM

View Postmuslimah1, on 08 February 2012 - 07:58 AM, said:

ahh come down to my community theres heaps that would love to go to najaf and live there....


The issue is more the parents tbh. I can't see many parents agreeing to anything. Yalla i'll just wait 2 more years or so and finish my degree...

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:31 AM

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I love how you used the ancient aliens guy LOOOOOOL

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:32 AM

View PostImAli, on 08 February 2012 - 08:29 AM, said:

You need to find one that didn't grow up in the west. Someone who grew up somewhere like Afghanistan, following you would be like heaven for her :D

Lol i'm quite open minded, but i'd prefer to marry an Arab tbh.

I wouldn't mind someone from back home, but I think i'd rather someone who grew up in the West...

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:38 AM

View PostMushu, on 08 February 2012 - 08:32 AM, said:

Lol i'm quite open minded, but i'd prefer to marry an Arab tbh.

I wouldn't mind someone from back home, but I think i'd rather someone who grew up in the West...


Marry one from back home believe me. The reason I say this is because my brother was engaged to a girl who grew up in the U.S. and it was a disaster......then he found a girl from back home and his life is 1,000 times easier than if it had worked out with the first girl. No offense to any sisters who grew up in the west (I grew up in the west LOL :shaytan: )

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 08:57 AM

View PostStrugling_On, on 08 February 2012 - 07:47 AM, said:

Last Time, when my family set my meeting with sheikh, He asked only two questions...........


Sheikh: Mashallah your parents have told me about you, What's your age?

Me:  I'm 22

Sheikh: :no: U look very older than this, at least 25.......

Me: :donno:

Next question
Sheikh: Which Syed r u????

Me: I don't really care about it,

Sheikh to my family: "Loo Geeee ISS Ki SHADI to KABI NAI HO SAKTI "..................... "This Lad will never get married"

Me: :donno: :donno: :donno: :donno: :donno: ......................... :wacko:


That was it, :excl: :excl: :excl:

I dont understand why sheikh said that? but also why would u hve a date with a sheikh ? :lol: now i get it, sheikh didnt find u so compatible, so he had to say,
" he cant ever get married." :wacko:

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 09:57 AM

View Postmuslimah1, on 08 February 2012 - 02:23 AM, said:

loll yes fb is evil its soo evil !!

im convinced its the devil dressed in blue !

How is facebook evil :P?
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:02 AM

I want to get married because...I am soooo lonely. Also, when I am in university, instead of Deepak from telecommunication calling me, I want to hear the sweet sound of my wife asking me to get mangoes and milk when I leave for home. Ohh, what a beautiful life that would be.
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:11 AM

View Postbehayaat, on 08 February 2012 - 08:57 AM, said:

I dont understand why sheikh said that? but also why would u hve a date with a sheikh ? :lol: now i get it, sheikh didnt find u so compatible, so he had to say,
" he cant ever get married." :wacko:

sheikh didnt find u so compatible??????  .......................... lol, ROFL,   Thanks for u r concern


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And btw i dont think so now a days People go on date with family :donno:

What is "the world" except the forgetfulness of God.

It is not family, possessions, wife and children.


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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:22 AM

View Postthecontentedself, on 08 February 2012 - 02:54 AM, said:

errmmm, sure...

Lol all you need to do is go to hemlock park there is no website needed haha


View Postthecontentedself, on 08 February 2012 - 06:19 AM, said:

i've got a friend who's really keen on getting married ASAP. any takers?

he's from east turkey (kurdish), born and raised in germany. he lives in the middle east now. he recently found his faith, and you can say I've taken on the responsibility to be his wayfaring mate on the start of his religious journey (with the aid of Allah swt).

long shot, I know.

I can help depending on where he lives in the middle east if its Iraq or Kuwait I can help


View PostMushu, on 08 February 2012 - 06:23 AM, said:

I wanna get married; more for having a 'companion'. I want there to be someone with whom I can share my life.

But Arab families are against early marriages these days :(

That's true! I wonder why though :/

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:45 AM

View PostImAli, on 08 February 2012 - 08:38 AM, said:

Marry one from back home believe me. The reason I say this is because my brother was engaged to a girl who grew up in the U.S. and it was a disaster......then he found a girl from back home and his life is 1,000 times easier than if it had worked out with the first girl. No offense to any sisters who grew up in the west (I grew up in the west LOL :shaytan: )
Salaam sister,
If you dont mind, could you kindly elaborate on what made the engagement a disaster please? I am about to go through a similar situation and yes  I grew up in the west too!
Ali a.s. Imam-e-manasto manam ghulaam-e-Ali a.s , Hazaar jaan-e-giraami fidaa-e-naam-e-Ali a.s.!!.

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:01 AM

View PostImAli, on 08 February 2012 - 08:38 AM, said:

Marry one from back home believe me. The reason I say this is because my brother was engaged to a girl who grew up in the U.S. and it was a disaster......then he found a girl from back home and his life is 1,000 times easier than if it had worked out with the first girl. No offense to any sisters who grew up in the west (I grew up in the west LOL :shaytan: )

I might look into it you know....

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:18 AM

I'll show my wife once i'm married to her..
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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:49 AM

ImAli, how was growing up in the west THE problem that caused things not to work with the first girl?

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Posted 08 February 2012 - 11:57 AM

View PostImAli, on 08 February 2012 - 08:31 AM, said:

I love how you used the ancient aliens guy LOOOOOOL

There is actually some very interesting research I have put into this connection, I figure why not share it here.

Most modern cultures that tend to preserve seemingly ancient practices do so in commemoration of the traditions of "royalty" or some sort of hierarchal aspect of that ancient society. For example the ears and nose piercings, tattoos, and other forms of body alterations are examples of this.

If we look back into ancient society we see that among the world's most well known and ancient royalty there was a particular practice that stands out and baffles researchers till this day.

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You can see the elongated head of both the male and the female in this photograph of an ancient Egyptian wall carving. This particular carving features the Pharaoh Akhenaten and Queen Nefertiti. This was a common practice until the end of Akhenaten's rule, an end to an era that many historians believe was the end to the 'actual' true royal bloodline of ancient Egypt.

This same elongated scull practice was seen all over the world among other similar phenomena that hinted towards the possibility of a 'extraterrestrial' presence. Thats when I began to notice something about Muslim women....

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Do you see? The dots are all there, we only need to connect them. Even after seeing this I remained skeptical and began analyzing historical photographs in order to validate my theory. For example here is a plane photograph of hijabis.

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But when put through a careful process of photo enhancement this is what you really see.

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See!? Everything is so clear when we only open our eyes and stop letting Zionists feed us lies.

Here is another just to demonstrate the consistency.

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Here it is after photo enhancement.

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I am just saying, we can close our eyes or open them. The choice is yours.

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"Allah is one...." (Surah 112:1)


"There's no one that can match me. My style is impetuous, my defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!" - Mike Tyson




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