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[A.1]

Jarnailsingh Karnailsingh Rawla, M. C.,  V.C., KCBE., KCSI, a retired nonagenarian subaltern of the British Indian Army, has putt together the Chronicles of Hairy Potter, an exceptional gifted little runt who apparently was a potter but had many other supernatural qualities, which made him quite superfluous to humankind.


The chronicles run through 9 books of 901 pages each, octavo, and the entire set is slated to be released either side of the Atlantic in a magnificently magical launching ceremony later this month.

Wait with bated breath.

[Sky]

^^Where did you get this piece of information from?

[Reina.Conquistadore]

A.1, on Jul 27 2007, 11:42 PM, said:

Jarnailsingh Karnailsingh Rawla, M. C.,  V.C., KCBE., KCSI, a retired nonagenarian subaltern of the British Indian Army, has putt together the Chronicles of Hairy Potter, an exceptional gifted little runt who apparently was a potter but had many other supernatural qualities, which made him quite superfluous to humankind.
The chronicles run through 9 books of 901 pages each, octavo, and the entire set is slated to be released either side of the Atlantic in a magnificently magical launching ceremony later this month.

Wait with bated breath.

WOW!  Double WOW! and WOW again. Beeeautifulllll!

[AkbarHassan]

[Rawshni]

A.1, on Jul 27 2007, 06:42 PM, said:

Jarnailsingh Karnailsingh Rawla, M. C., V.C., KCBE., KCSI, a retired nonagenarian subaltern of the British Indian Army, has putt together the Chronicles of Hairy Potter, an exceptional gifted little runt who apparently was a potter but had many other supernatural qualities, which made him quite superfluous to humankind.


The chronicles run through 9 books of 901 pages each, octavo, and the entire set is slated to be released either side of the Atlantic in a magnificently magical launching ceremony later this month.

Wait with bated breath.

Yaa Allah

This is hillarrious . . . Hairy Potter . . . J. K. Rawla . . . sheer genius

[Reina.Conquistadore]

If such a decorated veteran has penned it, it must be really something.  

[Shia & Proud]

funny

[A.1]

From the Jacket Blurb of the Hairy Potter Chronicles, Volume One; Sunset of the Empire

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Lance Dafadar Jarnailsingh Karnailsingh Rawla was born to a distinguished family of Punjabi Sikh Jats in or around 1917. The exact date is rather obscure as are most facts about his coming into this world, except that his mother did get pregnant with him.


His father subedar Deewansingh Mastanasingh Rawla was an honorary sub assistant deputy additional joint Justice of the Peace, himself having retired from active after the First World War, and proudly appended the initials J. P., after his name whenever he had occasion to correspond with anyone.


The family lived and owned some agricultural land in Village Chakk Baydhanga, located a bit east of the northwest of what is now Indian Punjab. It is in this place that Jarnailsingh Karnailsingh Rawla spent his formative years, and it is mainly from the memories of this place and childhood that he received inspiration for his allegoric-metaphorical magnum opus "The Chronicles of Hairy Potter" a triple trilogy that is bound to stand the world of literature on its head.


[More to come . . . stay tuned]

[Guddee]

OEmJee . . .what's this?

[sk00n]

Shoulda been Hairy Puthhar!

[Little-Angel]

A.1, on Aug 1 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

From the Jacket Blurb of the Hairy Potter Chronicles, Volume One; Sunset of the Empire

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Mr. Rawla sounds sounds like an interesting guy

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Can't wait

Edited by Little-Angel, 03 August 2007 - 07:13 PM.

[Rawshni]

A.1, on Aug 1 2007, 09:32 AM, said:

From the Jacket Blurb of the Hairy Potter Chronicles, Volume One; Sunset of the Empire

]






His father subedar Deewansingh Mastanasingh Rawla was an honorary sub assistant deputy additional joint Justice of the Peace, himself having retired from active after the First World War, and proudly appended the initials J. P., after his name whenever he had occasion to correspond with anyone.

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My Gawd . . . look at THAT designation . . .

[alialmulla]

        

[Fairly_Odd_Girl]

Sounds right up my street

[I.Islam]

KhairunNisa, on Aug 5 2007, 06:54 AM, said:

^ lol.. lil short innit?

Seems something interesting is cooking in here.

[BaajiBehen]

I.Islam, on Aug 5 2007, 10:45 AM, said:

Seems something interesting is cooking in here.

Couldn't agree more. Will have to come again to see what Hairy Potter and J. K. Rawla are up to.

[Fr33_Sp!r!t]

This is funny!

[Fr33_Sp!r!t]

^^some magic?

[Rawshni]

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KhairunNisa, on Aug 8 2007, 10:16 AM, said:

... .... Err, what exactly to you smell cooking?

Fr33_Sp!r!t, on Aug 8 2007, 10:23 AM, said:

^^some magic?

Does seem wizardry of language and learning at work

[A.1]

To proceed from where we left off last time:


We had seen that our author J. K. Rawla spent his childhood in a village called Chakk Baydhangaa, qhich roughly translated into English, would mean "The Crooked Hamlet."


It isn't that the inhabitants of Chakk Baydhangaa were crooks, or that the terrain and topography was uneven.

It is just that since anybody with a memory could remember, there were always some happenings taking place in the Chakk that could not be explained or cogitated upon in the light of simple human intellect and understanding.

For instance, it is widely narrated one puranmaashi which means full moon night, the dog of the Chakk Mukhia Chief started mewling like a cat.

Or the Chakk's washerman's cat became afraid of mice

Or one far away day, milk started flowing by itself from the cows owned by the Chakk's Hindu priest.

It was in this general environment that J. K. Rawla grew up . . .


Stay tuned . . .   more to come

[Rawshni]

There it goes . . . again

[I.Islam]

A.1, on Aug 20 2007, 03:30 AM, said:

To proceed from where we left off last time:
We had seen that our author J. K. Rawla spent his childhood in a village called Chakk Baydhangaa, qhich roughly translated into English, would mean "The Crooked Hamlet."
It isn't that the inhabitants of Chakk Baydhangaa were crooks, or that the terrain and topography was uneven.

It is just that since anybody with a memory could remember, there were always some happenings taking place in the Chakk that could not be explained or cogitated upon in the light of simple human intellect and understanding.

For instance, it is widely narrated one puranmaashi which means full moon night, the dog of the Chakk Mukhia Chief started mewling like a cat.

Or the Chakk's washerman's cat became afraid of mice

Or one far away day, milk started flowing by itself from the cows owned by the Chakk's Hindu priest.

It was in this general environment that J. K. Rawla grew up . . .
Stay tuned . . .   more to come

More jacket blurb . . . still more to come. That seems to be one hefty jacket, or some real fine print.

[Rawshni]

Seems so. Appears we are going to be regaled slow and steady, with a web woven around us without us even being aware.

[~Muslima~]

It rocked!!

[Shi'ite Sherni]

Not like me ta miss a gag...........but....errrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................FUNI FROM WC ANGLE??????