91 replies to this topic

[Aal-e-Imran]

^Brejrin, do you know who you messin with here? Niggah you dunno me like dat!

Pakistan vs India ODI stats:

Played: 108 matches
Pakistan won: 64 matches
Indian won: 40

Pakistan vs India Test stats:

Played: 56 matches
Pakistan won: 12
Indian won: 8
Tied: 36


Some Indians like to say after the Kargal war, India has a better record against Pakistan. But is this true!!? Let's SEE:

(All matches after 2000)

Played: 30
Pakistan won: 17
India won: 13


I mean, how much are these Indians gonna' lose bro. We are tired of beating them, had hoti hai her baat ki (ya3ni there's a limit to everything!)

Edited by Ali_Imran, 13 July 2007 - 10:47 PM.

[Wise Muslim]

Wow, that is such a shame! I wasn't aware of this. I honestly thought that Indians were ahead in that sport. Ma'shallah, Pakis do own Indians.

Whizbee and Spizo, I reall feel sorry for you guys. It sucks to be Indian. I can't say much but VIVA BAKISTAN!

[Aal-e-Imran]

Wise Muslim, on Jul 13 2007, 11:49 PM, said:

I can't say much but VIVA BAKISTAN!

JazakAllah, you chose the right path, since you knew what's best for you...

[Bonafide Hustler]

SQUASH
pakistan> bharat mataram

snooker

pakistan> bande mataram


cricket

common only reason indians won any games is cuz pakistani batsmen had pity on indian 2 km/h bowlers

movies

indians actaully try and fail
pakistanis fail without tryin hahahahah lollywood most ballest name ever

comedy

moin akhtar omar shareef >>>>>> all indian wannabe jokers


beards

pakistan>>>>> india


indian reward for alive dawood ibrahim 2 mil
indian reward for alive dawood ibrahims son  1 mil

pakistani gunda ghazi chillin in the basement of lal masjid talkin to geo news while bein shot at  : priceless

[Whizbee]

*sigh* Pimply teenagers!

HR, on Jul 14 2007, 08:37 AM, said:

escuse me? where did you jump in from? go bring me my shoes and dinner. Indian

Remember those make-up pics? I still have them. Zain didn't ask me to agree to any conditions of deleting them, he just gave 'em to me I am waiting for you to get engaged and getting your fiancee’s email id

You better show me some respect paki, if you know what's good for you.

[HR]

That INDIAN!!!!!!!!. How dare he give out my pic without conditions?!?! and stop blackmailing me. I know where you live in mumbai plus I know where your psycho teenage cousin lives in Dubai. Forgot what her nick was.

My fiancee is never coming on shiachat for sure. INSHALLAH

Edited by HR, 14 July 2007 - 04:04 AM.

[Whizbee]

HR, on Jul 14 2007, 02:32 PM, said:

That INDIAN!!!!!!!!. How dare he give out my pic without conditions?!?!

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I know where you live in mumbai

What you gonna do? Send dead chickens by mail or something?

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plus I know where your psycho teenage cousin lives in Dubai. Forgot what her nick was.

Yeah, syko mod. Do me a favor. Gag her and tie her up and leave her on the 60th floor of Burj Al Arab, will ya?

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My fiancee is never coming on shiachat for sure.

Some one is scawedddd

Edited by Whizbee, 14 July 2007 - 05:40 AM.

[inshaAllah]

HR, on Jul 13 2007, 10:07 PM, said:

escuse me? where did you jump in from? go bring me my shoes and dinner. Indian

Ali_Imran, on Jul 13 2007, 10:15 PM, said:

Who's talking jack about Pakis?

EWW IT'S WHIZBEE THE INDIAN!!

Wise Muslim, on Jul 13 2007, 10:18 PM, said:

^Screw Pakis. Go India! You kick butt in cricket!

HBD Spizo! May you be be a bollywood actress.

Ali_Imran, on Jul 13 2007, 10:35 PM, said:

We have LOLLYWOOD; you dun' mess with that son. You jus don't. The world dun roll that way. And on top of that, we got LAAL MASJID. 8th wonder of the world. Even Iraq dun got that.

Wise Muslim, on Jul 13 2007, 10:49 PM, said:

Wow, that is such a shame! I wasn't aware of this. I honestly thought that Indians were ahead in that sport. Ma'shallah, Pakis do own Indians.

Whizbee and Spizo, I reall feel sorry for you guys. It sucks to be Indian. I can't say much but VIVA BAKISTAN!

Whizbee, on Jul 14 2007, 02:47 AM, said:

*sigh* Pimply teenagers!
Remember those make-up pics? I still have them. Zain didn't ask me to agree to any conditions of deleting them, he just gave 'em to me I am waiting for you to get engaged and getting your fiancee’s email id

You better show me some respect paki, if you know what's good for you.

Quite an entertaining thread

Happy Birthday Sis spizo.

May all your wishes blah blah ....

[fyst]

Wise Muslim, on Jul 14 2007, 12:49 AM, said:

Whizbee and Spizo, I reall feel sorry for you guys. It sucks to be Indian.

Excuse me???


I find that very offensive. You have just displayed an appalling lack of propriety. Please don't refer to the persons under discussion (or any of their compatriots) as "Indian[s]" again. Use the correct term, which is "Hindustani".






























Or you can shorten it to HINDU if you prefer (just like "Pakistani" is often abbreviated to "Paki").


*cough* *cough*

[Wise Muslim]

^I apologize. Didn't mean harm. Just jokes. Hindus are awesome! I like their spicy food, and bollywood movies are entertaining.

[SpIzo]

What the heck happened here?!?

Ali Imran, you really do take your nationality as a Paki very seriously taking time to post all the stats! Lol, as if anyone cares.

LOL @ Whizbee, HR and fyst.

HR, don't you dare stalk my cousin(s). And Indians aren't meant to bring you your shoes and dinner. Pakis should be serving us because we are busy making softwares for people like you all to come and diss us. And then you have the audacity not only to order us about, but also call me 'spaz'!!!!!!!!!!!

fyst, does that mean all Pakis are Wahhabis? I cannot even post a picture of some tomb because according to them it is BIDDAH!   



And thank you very much, everyone.

Edited by SpIzo, 14 July 2007 - 01:06 PM.

[fyst]

SpIzo, on Jul 14 2007, 02:54 PM, said:

fyst, does that mean all Pakis are Wahhabis?

maybe you didn't understand what i said. so a few questions for you:

1 - are you a hindustani?
(hint: answer = "yes")

2 - can we abbreviate pakistani to paki?
(hint: you just did so in the post that i quoted)


so if pakistani can be abbreviated to "paki", then "hindustani" can be abbreviated to "hindu". hence all "indians" are "hindustani", and thereby, "hindus". QED.

[Wise Muslim]

Bro, what's the difference? Saying Indian shows more respect than saying Hindu. If you don't want me to offer my respect, that's cool. Paki, is also discriminatory.

[SpIzo]

fyst, on Jul 14 2007, 11:33 PM, said:

maybe you didn't understand what i said.

I was referring to Hindu beliefs.  

Because we are Indians translated into Hindi, Sanskrit or whatever to Hindus, doesn't mean we hold Hindu beliefs.

We maybe Hindus but only from the nationality aspect. And only because we were born on this land.  

Ofcourse, I do know you aren't serious.  

[Aal-e-Imran]

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so if pakistani can be abbreviated to "paki", then "hindustani" can be abbreviated to "hindu". hence all "indians" are "hindustani", and thereby, "hindus".

This has to be the most gangsta' thing ever

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*sigh* Pimply teenagers!

And my skin is smooth like the skin on the apples of Kashmir. Azaad Kashmir that is.

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Lol, as if anyone cares.

Yah, people seem to lose interest after getting a beating in every other match


And can some one please ban this Iraqi Wise Muslim outta' here?! I don't even know what he's doing here?! I think he's an American agent.


Spizo; we hold Paak saaf suthri beliefs

Anyways, I don't even know if I said happy birthday on this thread , khair: HBD .

Edited by Ali_Imran, 14 July 2007 - 01:16 PM.

[SpIzo]

Ali_Imran, on Jul 14 2007, 11:43 PM, said:

This has to be the most gangsta' thing ever

Spizo; we hold Paak saaf suthri beliefs

Don't forget your ancestors were also 'Hindus'. So there might be some adulteration in your lineage too. Lol.  

[Wise Muslim]

Ali_Imran, on Jul 14 2007, 02:13 PM, said:

And can some one please ban this Iraqi Wise Muslim outta' here?! I don't even know what he's doing here?! I think he's an American agent.
Spizo; we hold Paak saaf suthri beliefs

Iraqis run this site buddy. I'll get Ali Bahrani to ban you.

I'm not an agent, I'm a monger.

[fyst]

SpIzo, on Jul 14 2007, 03:13 PM, said:

I was referring to Hindu beliefs.

No, you weren't! You didn't even mention the word "hindu". You were talking about wahhabis. Boy, are you confused!

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Because we are Indians translated into Hindi, Sanskrit or whatever to Hindus, doesn't mean we hold Hindu beliefs.

Of course it doesn't! Whoever said that you did?!?!



Oh, and here's another picture that I came across that might be related to the topic:

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Ofcourse, I do know you aren't serious.  

Not serious about what? That you guys are HINDUS???

Of course, I'm serious. Didn't you notice the unbroken chain of logic that compels all rational beings to believe so?

Pakistani = Paki <===> Indian = Hindustani = HINDU

Edited by fyst, 14 July 2007 - 03:15 PM.

[Aal-e-Imran]

Expect fyst to keep this issue going on and then it will turn serious (already showing signs of a war about to start)  

Edited by Ali_Imran, 14 July 2007 - 03:28 PM.

[Hasnain]

Masha'Allah fyst!

I just got appointed the Minister of Information in the Pakistan group @ Facebook, just want you to know you have my full support in this your endeavours against the Hindus.

[Wise Muslim]

Here is how I see it:

Pakis: terrorists

Hindus: peaceful

Pakis: dark brown

Hindus: tanned

Pakis: lal masjid

Hindus: Taj Mahal (wonder of the world)

Pakis: smaller country

Hindus: Bigger country

Pakis: shower once a week

Hindus: shower everyday

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Don't even get me started you Pakis.

[Hasnain]

Here is how I see it:
You see it wrong..

Pakis: terrorists

Lt. Col. Haroon Islam (SSG), martyred during Lal Masjid operation


Pakistani Female Police Commandos in a ceremony before the beginning of Muharram

Hindus: peaceful


Yes.. very.

Pakis: dark brown



Hindus: tanned


Pakis: lal masjid



Hindus: Taj Mahal (wonder of the world)


Pakis: smaller country


Hindus: Bigger country

PAF delievers AID to India

Pakis: shower once a week


Hindus: shower everyday


Don't even get me started you Pakis.
Oh yeah?

[Hasnain]

Iraqis

[Wise Muslim]

What was that? Pics aren't suitable. Another characteristic:

Hindus: Honest

Pakis: Dishonest

[Hasnain]

^We fulfil all our promises, unlike Hindus *hint...hint* Kashmir

P.S. http://news.bbc.co.u...sia/6161691.stm